Robin Names Her Cat Yoda, Forgetting That Beth Has a Cat Named Yoda ...

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    ... Even though she narrated the audio book about Beth's cat named Yoda less than one year ago.

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    Howard: Did you name your cat Yoda, for real?
    Robin: Yes!
    Howard: Do you know I have a cat named Yoda?
    Robin: Nooo!
    Howard: You don't know, you read the --
    Robin: Wait a minute -- of course you do!
    Howard: You don't know that?
    Robin: I didn't think about that --
    Howard: That I wrote a book ... Nah, I didn't wrote a b--, m-my wife wrote a book.
    Robin: Your wife did and I read it!
    Howard: Yeah!
    Robin: (long inhale) I didn't think about it at the time.
    Howard: See, I think you're crazier than me. When I saw that I said, "She's crazier than me."
    Robin: Howard. ... Your cat doesn't look like Yoda.
    Gary: Robin, did you read the foreword to the book for Yoda?
    Robin: I read the whole book!
    (Howard and Gary laugh.)
    Gary: Even Mary said, "Robin named her cat Yoda. Well, it must've come named that way." That's what she thought.
    Howard: They come named that way?! (To Robin) Come on, admit you're crazier than me.
    Robin: I will not. Just because I like the name Yoda?! Like klds .... Does no one else have the name ... of your children?
    Howard: I don't know.
    Robin: You heard those names from somewhere else.
    Howard: (long silence) Oh my God.
    Robin: What?!
    Howard: I think you're crazier than me.
    Robin: Why is that crazy? I looked at the cat. The cat has Yoda ears! The cat has Yoda ears! It was the first name that I thought of because of the way the cat looked!

    They have a poll about it on the Stern Show Facebook page right now:

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    But Robin might have a point about her cat looking more like a Yoda than Beth's does. Here's Beth's cat:

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    And here's Robin's:

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    Here's audio of Robin saying the name Yoda over and over again when narrating Beth's book last October:



     
  2. Exit136

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    May be early Alzheimers for Robin.....
     
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    Robin: I didn't think about that --
    Howard: That I wrote a book ... Nah, I didn't wrote a b--, m-my wife wrote a book.
    Robin: Your wife did and I read it!
    Howard: Yeah!


    So Gunkard admitting that he wrote that piece of shit kids book
     
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  4. Bye You!

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    Nothing early about it. She's had it a while b
     
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    It is really amazing to me how far her head is up her own ass. I always liked Robin but she is becoming more and more annoying to me with her bullshit.
     
  6. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    people have told me stuff then later on i'll tell them the same story
    completely forgetting they told me

    and she's nearly 20 years older than me---so I can almost see this happening

    you get old and your brain goes fucked--and mostly you're paying no attention to other people's lives anyways
     
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    Robin didn't forget. This is just some edgy fiction by the "writers" that is meant to generate staff discussion within a dying show.
     
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    There aren't very many names you can name a cat. Her options are limited. I have three cat named Yoda, myself.
     
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    :whythelongface?:
     
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    Did she get her cat from Beth?
     
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    Wasn't the name "Yoda" mentioned, conservatively, ten thousand times just last year on THSS in reference to St. Beefus' latest miracle?
     
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    WTF? Then she tries to counter offer that Howard copied her cat's name too.

    :secret:Psst, Robin. The names weren't even close to the same. You're nuts.

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    I don't know if even Beth would give that lunatic another cat, especially after she returned the last one after only a couple of days.
     
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    I thought she got one from Beefus and then gave it back? What's going on here with the circle of cats?
     
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    yes
    doesn't mean everyone/anyone is paying attention

    my wife tells me to do stuff--sometimes numerous times if you believe her
    quite often I don't remember her ever having said anything

    or it's all a radio bit.
     
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    I just listened to Robin reading the Yoda book. Oh my "F'n" god...is there anyone on the planet who tries harder at getting themselves over than BEEFUS? The whole book is about how wonderful Beef is! Who would ever buy this thing, even for charity?...No doubt Gunky has 20,000 copies of this piece of shit sitting in a dozen different storage lockers in South Carolina. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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    The real story here Mike is that Hmus wrote this book instead of Beefus and her co-writers.
     
  18. Petal

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    Agreed - very interesting leak by Wiggy. :bigthink

    Seriously, my dog could write a children's book these days.

    There's really not much Beefus can do, is there?
     
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    Robin's immense, I hope she doesn't sit on the cat.
     
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