Robin Nicknames

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    Howard, Beffus, and of course the Booey have tons of nicknames here. But what's a good nickname for the useless Quivers? (Racist crap is NOT what I'm looking for.)

    I'm not in love with any of the ones I've seen so far -- Blobbin, The Gunt, etc.
     
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    Whats wrong with Blobbin?
     
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    I don't know, it just doesn't do it for me. It's okay though. Just "not in love" as I said.

    Maybe it's the two b's in the middle instead of one, or maybe that it doesn't start with R, I don't know.
     
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    Gunty McFatdumbcunt ?
     
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    Promising!
     
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    The Gunt Cunt
     
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    "Insufferable Asshole"

    More an apt description than a nickname, but it has a good verbal roll to it.
     
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    "Unfunny black shitstain" was one of the better ones I had read in the past.
     
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    "Cackling Black Hen".
     
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    big lipped monkey bastard
     
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    Predator
     
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    -Dr. Ronnie's Worst Failure
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    Diddled.

    Any more news 'Diddled?' Nah, doesn't sound right.
     
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    34 or The 34 was the best I used to see.
     
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    What about Anti-Cracker? 'Anything else, Anti-Cracker?' Nope. 'Anything else, Gunterella?' Actually, this is pretty tricky. Baldy Bastard?
     
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    The Royal Guntess.

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    The Brown Noise - listen for too long and you involuntarily shit yourself. I know that's what happens to me if I try to listen to The Chatter.
     
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    Yea Gunt seems to fit just fine.
     
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    "34" works well.

    Somebody (perhaps Elias?) had or has a signature line referring to robin as "Queen Ophelia, the Narcissist of Cuntingham" :)

    I don't think of Robin as useless at all. Sure, she's gotten mentally and physically flabby, but she gets credit for many instances of deftly returning to certain subjects. For example, Gary's BabaBooey mistake was goofed on and then the gang moved on, but Robin brought everyone back to it, and then the merciless teasing continued and he became BabaBooey.

    She has provided endless fodder (farder) for goofing on her, and on her New Age shams. How many women would say in public they diddled themselves with sausages and cucumbers? How many bland local newswomen put magic beads behind their ears and get coffee enemas? Probably too many, but none will gleefully admit to it the way Robin has. We can thank her for telling us she crapped herself while jogging, stopped for bagels while alledgedly running a marathon, all her bizarre diets, for her blatant jealousy of Beth's position in Howard's hierarchy, and her mistrust of Beth's motives. Nutty is way better than bland!!

    I suspect that Robin's lack of meaningful input to the show is much like Fred's -- they were part of some great synergy in the earlier days, and they know that Howard and his show will never be fun or funny again, so they don't care or try much anymore.
     
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