Robin Quivers: An Open Letter

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  1. eliasbboy

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    Unhealthy, healthy, dying or full of life, it doesn't matter.

    You are a vile, pompous, delusional, untalented, gullible, unbelievably stupid, self-centered cunt. Your lack of common sense is only outdone by you lack of likability, followed closely by your lack of talent.

    You approach reading a newspaper like many people approach climbing Mt. Everest. It's an overwhelming challenge to your abilities that you often fail miserably at.

    As a "media figure" attempting to start a "brand" off your celebrity and self defined mastery of health and food, you are failing miserably at the three things you need to accomplish your goal:

    1. Not be fat
    2. Not be a colossal cunt
    3. Not die

    RONNIE MUND is having more success in the entertainment business outside of the show THAN YOU EVER WILL.

    Read that sentence again you tub of hate, we all know your reading comprehension sucks.

    Stick to the limited scope of actions you can perform. Interrupt with retarded rephrasing of previous statements, claim to know everything after the fact, and continue your .07% success rate when reading news live for the first time.

    If ANYTHING outside those parameters pops into that vacant space you call a head kindly ignore it AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    Your dad didn't molest you. He shoved his greasy cock in your mouth TO SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP.

    Sincerely,

    Elias B. Boy
     
  2. MobyDick

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    eliasboy on FYRRRRREEEE
     
  3. BethsZygote

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    Sorry i had to :cheer:
     
  4. chuk

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    Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.
     
  6. BethsZygote

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    well i posted that before i actually read your post.


    Id like to add that she said the norwegian bomber used a "manure" bomb.
     
  7. Frank Snotra

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    Nice:artiejj: :lol::jj: "REAL FOOLS ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!" :jj::lol: :artiejj:
     
  8. Engaged Chicken

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    That about sums it up. :coffee:
     
  9. Humongous

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    Well done sir!! Could not agree more. As Jeffrey Ross said, if it weren't for Howard, the only thing Robin would be saying into a microphone is, "Welcome to Popeye's, may I take your order please?"
     
  10. eliasbboy

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    She's such a bitch. Noone could possibly "like" anyone that acts like she does. She must be surrounded by people that "tolerate" her.

    She blew a fucking gasket when Richard pointed out she kept saying "WEEE made it to work!" when really all she did was waddle her IV over to the ISDN line.

    Mr. X didn't hide his real name to protect his job. He hid it on account of shame.

    Robin's masturbatory habits proves the old saying. You are what you shove into your vacuous lonely womb.

    Dumb bitch. She honestly thinks that being condescending proves superiority.

    She doesn't have a tumor. The fact of the matter is even her ORGANS want to get the fuck away from her.
     
  11. eliasbboy

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    Forget "Vegecating Robin". Gary's new book should be called "Tolerating That Fat Bitch".
     
  12. Smartguy

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    Its a do-over, need more venom to really get the point across. :c
     
  13. Ruffypup

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    I was visualizing her head spinning around while screaming at Richard
     
  14. Howards Wig

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    If you mean in real life, I agree. She is rich, and people cannot get along with her. A lot of man hoes will put up with a lot for money. In her case, it simply is not worth it.

    However, I think she is the best thing about the show. When Robin gets irrational and attacks there is nothing better. Her laughing at the personal weatherman while Howie sputtered away is one of the few show moments I have enjoyed. The show is all about crazy, and noone does crazy better than Robin.
     
  15. eliasbboy

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    I will say for sure, the one thing that I'd dislike more than Robin is a sane, boring Robin.
     
  16. Snotty

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    "Whats the only animal with a cunt in the middle of its back? Robins horse!!!!!" The great Jackie Martling..........And now children, Wether it be that Jackie turned her down her advances, Or he stood up to her bogus, SNOTTY, Condescending flabby fat ass, You know now why she can't have him back......
     
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    oh, he MAD
     
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    :yes:
     
  19. Senator Rick

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    Would mind expounding on this topic on ....say.... a FUCKING podcast??????
     
  20. Woof

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    Even Robins tumor hates her.Had to get out of her body.