Robin reads an April 2nd Bon Jovi story on today's show

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    About Richie leaving the band, she's shocked. First the Leave it to Beaver guy dies and she didn't know it, now this one.
     
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    robin couldn't get shit right when news only had to penetrate her thick, 3 dimpled skull. now it has to find it's way into her house first.
     
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    She was also shocked this morning to hear Howard say Ray Manzarek from the Doors died. It was all over the news yesterday. She is bascially trapped in her apartment all day long everyday. You would think she would be bored and constantly on the Internet to kill some time. Plus she does the news for the show. She didn't once check Yahoo, TMZ, CNN, etc., to see that Ray Manzarek died. What the Hell is she doing all day long?
     
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    She watches her stories. Eyes got's to watch my stories. Then she tunes in Ellen, The Talk or whatever else is on in the afternoon.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Fat, bald and stupid is no way to go through life
     
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    mein kampf
     
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    This is nothing new. Back around 1990 I was in-between jobs, so I got to listen to the entire show everyday. My morning routine was to get up at 5:30 go the Italian bakery and pick up some freshly baked donuts along with the New York Post and Daily News. I'd have breakfast while reading the papers waiting for Howard to come on. When Robin did the news I was amazed at how often she screwed up every news story, the ones I had just read about while eating breakfast. Even then I knew she was a moron. I didn't mind too much back then because the show was funny and Gilbert and Jackie were usually there to goof on her and the stories anyway. Now, it's just sad that the show is so rarely on that she's doing month old news stories and acting like they are current events.
     
  8. FCCstandards

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    If I remember correctly, the "Lumpy" death was talked about when it happened on the show, then a couple weeks later she brought it up as breaking news. I think she's going senile.
     
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    In all fairness the shows have been jam packed lately.
     
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    maybe you've heard- blob is wack