"Robin, This Woman Is So Unevolved"

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "These people must have nothing going on in their lives, but at least there will be more leather for Beth's pocketbooks and shoes and my limo seats. in a sense Beth's a saint, Robin"


    Woman eats three 72-ounce steaks in 20 minutes
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    (CNN)

    It didn't seem like a fair fight.

    On one side were hulking football players and pro wrestlers, competing as teams of two to eat as many pounds of steak as they could, combined, in one hour.

    On another was a lone 124-pound mother of four.

    And sure enough, in the end, Sunday's contest at Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo, Texas, wasn't even close. Molly Schuyler scarfed down three 72-ounce steaks, three baked potatoes, three side salads, three rolls and three shrimp cocktails -- far outpacing her heftier rivals.

    That's more than 13 pounds of steak, not counting the sides. And she did it all in 20 minutes, setting a record in the process.

    "We've been doing this contest since 1960, and in all that time we've never had anybody come in to actually eat that many steaks at one time," Bobby Lee, who co-owns the Big Texan, told CNN affiliate KVII. "So this is a first for us, and after 55 years of it, it's a big deal."

    In fairness, Schuyler isn't your typical 124-pound person. The Nebraska native, 35, is a professional on the competitive-eating circuit and once gobbled 363 chicken wings in 30 minutes.

    Wearing shades and a black hoodie, Schuyler beat four other teams on Sunday, including pairs of football players and pro wrestlers and two married competitive eaters. She also broke her own Big Texan record of two 72-ounce steaks and sides, set last year, when she bested previous record-holder Joey "Jaws" Chestnut.

    The landmark Big Texan restaurant offers its "72-ounce Challenge" daily to anyone who can eat the massive steak, plus fixings, in under an hour. Those who can't do so must pay $72 for the meal.

    Schuyler, who now lives in Sacramento, California, won $5,000 for her efforts. Her feat will be submitted to Guinness World Records.

    But mostly, she just seemed pleased to enjoy a hearty meal on the house.

    "It's free, so I'm pretty happy about that," she told KVII. "Otherwise it would have cost me about 300 bucks."
     
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  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Im no Howard when it comes to food but....

    I have no fucking idea how people are able to do this.
    Just the thought of eating that much food makes wanna shit and puke at the same time.


    But good for her.
     
  3. Stew Nod

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    She must have one hell of a toilet.
     
  5. Uncle Larry

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    Too bad this woman couldn't have demonstrated her competitive eating skills on AGT - it would be more entertaining than most of the horrible acts on the show.
     
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    Molly won the Wing Bowl in Philadelphia. She can consume more food almost anyone alive.
     
  7. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    You sure thats a woman?

    Looks more like the "Fuck her right in the pussy" guy to me.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I would give it a try. What's with the hood and glasses? Is she the unibomber?
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    None of that low flow nonsense.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I don't know about her but if you see Jameis Winston wearing that in the supermarket, hide the crab legs.
     
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    Is She is a funking zombie or something..?

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    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    They did a blurb about this on our morning newscast here. They showed her at the end with her boyfriend, who was actually rubbing her distended belly. She actually looked pregnant. :eek: