"Robin, When people ask me if I'm wearing a wig....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by jyanks, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    or have hair implants or dye it black, I just laugh. Because I don't do any of that." Howard Stern, 6/18
     
  2. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    I do ALL of that! - Howard Stern, never will admit
     
  3. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    He's being economical with the truth -- he didn't add 'weave' to that list.
    I wonder if Robin feels self conscious when bald-talk is in free flow?
     
  4. newcastlefan

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    [h=2]"Robin, When people ask me if I'm wearing a wig....[/h]
    i tell them "it's not a wig. it's a merkin!"
     
  5. BenBas

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    Well,,,,,he "does protest too much" :cool: Tim S. must be sending him "fan feedback" from this site (and the other one!!! haha)
    Thing is....his hair is too short (for his face/neck/nose)...Howard always looked better with his hair LONGER!!
    and straighter..
    tied back too!!!

    The curly (dyed black) look makes him look Taller...and it does look "wiggy" even though we KNOW it's his own beautiful curly locks!! haha

    If you really want to obsess on something bizarre about Howard's looks....no not his adam's apple..
    or that chin...
    I would have to say the most disturbing body part on Howard is his HANDS!!!
    his HUGE HUGE (ham hands)!!!!
    THEY ARE DISTURBING TO LOOK AT!!! when he walks on stage ?? OMG :facepalm:

    between the saggy baggy pants...
    and those HUGE HUGE HANDS!!

    who the fuck notices his hair???? His Hair (and eyes) are BEAUTIFUL!!! his best features IMO!!!
    the "wiggy" thing has run it's course...it's boring IMO
    I think his HUGE HAM HANDS need to be addressed!!! ;) you know that theory about "huge hands = HUGE penis" ;)

    that's why Beth is always SMILING and giggles like a Retard ...

    peace & love
     
  6. drsieb

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    He never mentioned a club!

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  7. j shmuck

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    You did something Howard.

    A man who has brown hair in their 20s and 30s does not develop inky black hair as they approach 60.

    Speaking for myself and my male friends whom are all in our early 30s, compared to just 10 years ago, our hair is now far thinner, far grayer, gone, or a combination of the three.

    Howard's definately doing something
     
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    Just quoting you as a reminder that I need to neg you later. Peace & Love, cunt-face! :wink:
     
  9. Snotty

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    I see he didn't mention "System"................
     
  10. harlock

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    I think pretty much everybody just laughes. :ral:
     
  11. Dainty Jainty

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    I've never once thought he wears a wig or has a weave or plugs or anything like that. I firmly believe it's all real. It's awful-looking and he should change his style, yes, but I believe that's his real hair.
     
  12. Peau de Soie

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    The evidence begs strongly to differ.

    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/19988-Howard-Stern-Wig-Theory-Wrap-Up


    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/21360-howard-stern-wig-videos


    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/25747-Wig-Conspiracists
     
  13. GIRLY

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  14. TehLivingDeath

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    What exactly is that thing in your Av?
     
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    HE doesn't. His hairdresser Toni does!
     
  16. ZeroZed

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    Howard Stern is a fucking liar
    /thread
     
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    Yup! We are to believe that a guy that is just a few years from being 60 gets no grey hair, it will just stay black because of his superior genetics.


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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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  20. BenBas

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    :rolleye: Duh.....so is this your (sick) way of being nice to me??? and wtf is "neg" you later?? do u mean NAG ME LATER???? you DOPE!
    u think you are NAGGING ME??? :rolleye:

    why don't you respond to my post?? instead of following me "around these here parts" (that's hillbilly talk) and harrassing me?? you HILLBILLY asshole!!!

    ps...calling me a "cunt face" doesn't bother me..you dope....my Avatar is ME and u can see I'm very good looking!!!
    and "cunt" means STRENGTH!!! I'm a very strong chick!!! and u don't scare me! ( I'm having Internet Explorer issues ..that's the ONLY REASON why I don't reply to posts!!!! as often as I SHOULD!!) ;)
    So there!!!

    Toodles....

    peace & love