Robins Mental Illness

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Robins seems more comfortable with the idea that Whitney Houston's death had more to do with her eating habits then her cocaine addiction ..

    Then a few mins later she was reading a report that said hardening of Whitney's arteries caused by cocaine use lead to a heart attack that helped kill her....

    This coming from a woman who yo-yo diets which has been proven to be very bad for the heart and is now clearly morbidly obese ..

    Who the fuck is she kidding? All that fucking weight she keeps gaining is stressing her heart out and wrecking her chances of living to see the end of this contract .


    According to most Death Clocks online

    Robin (age, sex, weight, etc) can expect to die by

    Thursday, September 18, 2014

    Thursday, September 18, 2014

     
  2. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    The good thing is when she strokes out in 3 years, we can all sit back and laugh our collective heads off.
     
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    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    And Howard will claim that he didn't know that Robin had a weight problem and was coming in to work fat and that's why she was falling asleep at work.
     
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    :haha: That is fuckin funny! +reps
     
  5. chapped

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    :bounce:
     
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    fuck i was eatting!
     
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    :secret:
    oh snap
     
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    like everyone else on the HSS robin is delusional (although IMO, howard would have been nothing without her).
    i'm not sure i would have stuck with the show all these years if there hadn't been a woman's voice...so i would be terribly sad if something happened to her.
     
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    Sorry x, how can I make it up to you.
     
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    Things could be even more fun after she strokes. Just imagine: It's two months after the stroke, Howard is foundering on the air without his rudder, and Robin's being released from rehab ("real" rehab and occupational therapy, not that addiction masking crap).

    So there's Robin, sounding worse than Dick Clark, Kirk Douglas, and post-stroke Groucho, all rolled into one. Howard begs her to come back on the air, to help him with his ADD and OCD (which is 10 times worse without Robin). Robin comes on the air, with her voice all post-stroky.

    Howard > "What'd he say, Robin?"
    Robin > "Mumble, mumble, mumble."
    Howard > "What'd she say, Gary?"
    Gary > "She can't believe Dick Clark is going to be there, for a cameo, on New Year's Rockin' Eve[SUP]TM[/SUP]."
    Howard > "It's so pathetic that Dick Clark is still working, Robin."
    Robin > "Mumble, mumble, mumble."
    Howard > "What'd she say, Gary?"
    Gary > "She says it was his diet that caused his stroke."

    The hypocrisy levels will exceed critical density, creating a space/time vortex, which will hopefully swallow the whole building.
     
  12. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    its okay ... i just now have to figure out how to get the vomit out of my sinuses
     
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    I hope I remember to download the show that day.
     
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    I remember like a decade agp I was part of the AOL(how lame does that seem now) Howard Stern fan group. There was always a major discussion of whether or not Robin was truly mental. The consensus was she was a hidden carpet muncher and probably had men ruined for her due to the child abuse. But the discussion that always intrigued me was why Robin was behind glass during the show. I know NBEECEE wanted her there when she started, but why twenty years later was she still behind glass?
     
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    The Chatter might be listenable for comedy's sake if Robin were to stroke out and continue to host it.
     
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    I have a vhs video tape around here somewhere when Robin was a guest on the old Tonight Show (Joan Rivers was hosting...that's how long ago this was) and Linda Ronstadt came on after Robin and proceeded to blast Robin for being an "apologist" or some such shit for Howard Stern.
    Robin tore that Hispanic fat girl's ass up!
    Last time I truly enjoyed Robin's nuttiness factor.
     
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    Here's all that's left... Howard's response to Linda Ronstadt's attacking Ophelia:




     
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    :lol:
     
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    I always felt that the glass window was nothing more than for protection from some of the crazier more un predictable guests like Elliot Often
     
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    I can't wait for her cook book so I can be a healthy vegan too!