Robin's News: Man dies, sees white light, angels tell him to go back.

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Robin, he was an alcoholic, he didn't die...there is no white light"

    Any been 'deaded' and came back to life stories??

    When I was banned to the Crossbar Hotel, I saw a white light, but it was only Chorizo with a flashlight looking for my wallet.
     
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    It's actually a fascinating subject.

    [video=youtube;UPj4wci_bcI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPj4wci_bcI[/video]
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    This is a fascinating subject, I admit...but all we are just hoping for some kind of afterlife? And will I be able to post on Dawgsaloon there??
     
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    I flat lined three times during my first 24 hours of surgery. No memory of anything that happened. I do have vivid memories of when i was in the coma though.
     
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    Mathew T??? Please post.
     
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    Would love to hear about that!!
     
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    You could substitute "Stern Show" for "Man" in this thread's subject and it would make sense
     
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    An afterlife means an eternity. Imagine it: Trillions upon trillions of years doing what?

    People talk about, "oh, gramps is up there playin' cards with the boys" and shit like that.

    Eventually gramps is gonna get sick of playin' cards.
     
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    I hate most of my relatives...an eternity with them would actually be hell.
     
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    And another thing, assume there is an afterlife and I die tomorrow.

    Does that mean even if there is an afterlife, I don't get to play GTA5?

    That's the kind of shit that kept me awake when I was a kid. I thought, "if I die, will I forever be 7? Does that mean I can never play catcher for the Braves???"

    Hmm. I never did become a catcher for the Braves.

    Where am I now? Is this a shameful joke?!?
     
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    :bow:
     
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    Am kinda thinking "life is" a shameful joke...f*ing Gawd is a jokester....
     
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    The other day Robin said that there is an afterlife because the "energy has to go somewhere." She then said that energy cannot be created or destroyed. While that's true, it doesn't involved anything spiritual like Robin said.
     
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    Energy has to go somewhere....I would like to think my consciousness goes elsewhere, but am pretty sure my dead, decomposing body will just be worm food.:bigcry:
     
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    Similar story here. Not surgery, but I was hit by a car as a kid. I was dead when the paramedics got to me. I was flat lining and coming back for two hours in the the ER. The longest two were seven and four minutes. I woke up two days later and have zero memory of any white light or out of body experiences. No memory of the coma either.
     
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    If energy goes somewhere when you die, Robin has been dead for over 10 years
     
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    F...this makes me sad.....:bigcry: So I won't see my folks in the afterlife and my dogs long gone?
     
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    I OD'd on freebase in 1984 and saw and felt the afterlife.

    Or I was so high I thought I did. :dontknow:
     
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    Did angels tell you to go back? That you had something important to do? Like postin' on Dawgsaloon?:facepalm:
     
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    It's all bullshit. Your brain is still active when you "die" and come back a few minutes later. Your brain is just putting itself in a dreaming mode to protect itself. You are dreaming about the afterlife.