News Robot stitches grape back together

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  1. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Waiting for a home surgery bot :loco:

     
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    Is it controlled by human hands or is it self powered?
    I hope that's not a dumb question :facepalm:
     
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    Thank God. We have lost far too many grapes already. :bigcry:
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Not dumb! It's still a surgeon operating it (the system has "wrists" and everything) but it takes out and tremors or shaking plus provides 10x HiDef imagine to the surgeon
     
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    Great. Now what will I do for a living.


    Actually, I'm for it if they figure out how to get it to always say yes, to always swallow, and never tell you about its day at work. :D
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    gross
    I don' t want those metal lobster claws anywhere near me
     
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    Bosch76 2016 Politics POTY

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    Where does it say that?
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I just know what the da Vinci surgical system is ;)

    But here you go


    With da Vinci, small incisions are used to insert miniaturized wristed instruments and a high-definition 3D camera. Seated comfortably at the da Vinci console, your surgeon views a magnified, high-resolution 3D image of the surgical site inside your body.

    At the same time, the latest robotic and computer technologies scale, filter and seamlessly translate your surgeon's hand movements into precise micro-movements of the da Vinci instruments.
     
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    So why does anyone give a shit about this?
     
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    2 years of night school surgery lessons, down the drain.
     
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    It's a lot less invasive. Therefor less risk of infection, less trauma, all around safer.


    Anything else?
     
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    Why pussy smell like tuna and cum smell like tarter sauce?
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    And it can be done remotely - from a specialist in another country, for example
     
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    you must really love negative attention.
    I'm sorry your dad never hugged you
     
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    That's super! Wow, the advancements that are being made in medicine are just incredible.
     
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    The hospital I work at got a DaVinci last year. So far, I'm seeing OP notes for prostatectomies, hysterectomies, and nephrectomies using it. :dontknow:
     
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    I'm betting you know the taste of cum intimately.
     
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    Was that at the Control Data Institute of Medicine or the Bryman School of Surgery?
     
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    Bauder Medical Institute (formerly Bauder Fashion college)