Entertainment Rock Stars- penis and performance

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    31 Rock Stars’ Sexual Prowess, As Rated By Groupies
    Groupiedirt.com is a site that appears to be last updated around 2002 that catalogs what groupies say about different rock stars’ sexual habits. We can’t claim that any of these are actually true (although it did accurately know Lance Bass was gay before he came out), but they’re funny as heck.

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    According to Groupiedirt: “Groupies say that A.J. doesn’t like to use condoms and he’s a ‘backdoor’ man.”

    2. Glenn Danzig
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    According to Groupiedirt: “Glenn Danzig is ‘unlikable’ and ‘strange,’ says a groupie who encountered him in 1994. Other women say he’s be polite and he likes ‘playing the field.’ His penis is reportedly 5 inches.”

    3. Layne Staley of Alice in Chains
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    According to Groupiedirt: “One groupie that was with him even caught the flu from him, but he must have been a great lover because she didn’t seem to mind that she got sick from him.”

    7. Simon LeBon of Duran Duran
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    According to Groupiedirt: “Duran Duran lead singer Simon LeBon has a curved penis and gets ‘Hungry Like The Wolf’ when it comes to oral sex, according to a woman who experienced him.”

    8. Eminem
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    According to Groupiedirt: “Everclear frontman Art Alexakis is a selfish and disgusting lover, say groupies who’ve experienced him.”

    10. Richard Patrick of Filter
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    According to Groupiedirt: “The men in Cypress Hill treat their fans and groupies very well. People who’ve encountered them have good things to say about them.

    13. Johnny Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls
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    According to Groupiedirt: “Violent J has a big penis but he doesn’t have much stamina (one woman said he lasts about five minutes), and he’s secretly self-conscious about being overweight.”

    16. Ice-T
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    According to Groupiedirt: “There’s an unconfirmed rumor that Chris can give himself a blowjob and he likes to demonstrate this talent at parties.”

    18. Jonathan Davis of Korn
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    According to Groupiedirt: “Several people have said that Moby has a sexually transmitted disease and that he doesn’t tell his sexual partners about it…and he likes to have unprotected sex.”

    21. Lars Ulrich of Metallica
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    According to Groupiedirt: “Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich is ‘unforgiven’ for being a sexual disappointment. One groupie who had him said his technique is ‘wham bam thank you maam’ and Lars sometimes has trouble getting up his uncircumcised penis.”

    22. Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20
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    According to Groupiedirt: “Matchbox Twenty lead singer Rob Thomas is said to be very much in love with his wife and he’s known to be a faithful husband. He’s also very nice to his fans. “

    23. Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees
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    According to Groupiedirt: “‘The Hardest Thing’ that Drew’s brother Nick Lachey could ever do is keep an erection for more than 10 minutes during sex. Word is that Nick is a quick shooter.”

    24. Joey Fatone of ‘N SYNC
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    According to Groupiedirt: “Joey Fatone is said to be the horniest guy in the group and will make it with groupies who love to give blowjobs.”

    25. Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols
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    According to Groupiedirt: “Lead singer Johnny Rotten despises groupies. Actually, he despises most people. Groupies who want to avoid cruel rejection are advised to steer clear of Johnny, who is reportedly very devoted to his longtime wife.”

    26. Mike Ness of Social Distortion
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    According to Groupiedirt: “Social Distortion lead singer Mike Ness can reportedly suck his own penis and he likes to show off by doing this.”

    27. Nick Hexum of 311
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    According to Groupiedirt: “This is what one lady had to say about lead singer Nick Hexum: ‘I had a roommate who used to sleep with Nick in 1998. Every time she was with him she would walk really funny for the rest of the day. He had a big dick and would go on for hours. She said he was a great lover.’”

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    28. Marky Mark
    According to Groupiedirt: “This former Calvin Klein underwear model/current hotshot actor is also very careful about practicing safe sex. But he’s said to be so paranoid about his condom breaking during sex, that he’ll change condoms in the middle of a sexual encounter. “

    29. Dave Mustaine of Megadeth
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    According to Groupiedirt: “Dave Mustaine may wear a snarl when he’s performing on stage, but groupies who’ve had him off stage say that he’s a ‘nice’ and considerate lover.”

    30. Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails
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    According to Groupiedirt: “We hear he’s quite the dildo connoisseur. He also likes role-playing. We also hear Trent likes to be dominated once in a while and has ‘mommy issues.’ His penis is reportedly about 7.5 inches.”

    31. Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray
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    According to Groupiedirt: “Sugar Ray lead singer Mark McGrath is a hot, juicy kisser who can be insecure.”
     
  2. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Howard related because of penis
     
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    I've heard he's a good friend, but a TERRIBLE boy-friend ...
     
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    my dog just called me a faggot for clicking on this thread
     
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  5. SlinkyNeckStern

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    Pffft. This list sucks. Howard Stern -

    • Rock Star Hair? Check
    • Bad boy? Check
    • Perpetually looks 32 years old? Check
    • Fucked hundreds of models? Check
    • Headlined for Rob Zombie? Check
    • Fartman appearance put MTV on the map? Check
    • Teenage girls at AGT had sexual awakenings when looking at him? Check
    Why is he not on this list? It's not any kind of stretch to say Howard personifies rock 'n roll. I guess the people who made this list didn't bother to interview Angie Everhart - a woman who says Howard has the best fuck powers ever.

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    "Rock stars"

    Nick Lachey
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    um ok
     
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    I read this site way back in the day. I remember almost all these broads said that the singer from Green Day had the smallest dick theyve ever seen.
     
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    this site says 7.5 inches, Courtney Love said he had a 1 inch nail. I have no idea which is accurate.
     
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    technically a rock star,the lead singer of the Losers
     
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    Mark McGrath is into getting pissed on, Howard should really bring that up if Sugar Ray is ever on the show again