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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/masturbation/cop-charged-with-illicit-act-628491

    A uniformed South Carolina cop masturbated while watching pornography on his cell phone in a marked patrol car, according [​IMG]to court records.

    Investigators allege that Marshall Hardin, 41, was seen by a witness pleasuring himself in the cruiser in mid-December.

    Hardin, an officer with the Camden Police Department, was spotted at a park in Camden, a city about 35 miles from Columbia, the state capital.

    A criminal complaint alleges that Hardin “was watching adult pornography on his personal cell phone while rubbing his penis through his uniform pants.” Hardin subsequently exited the patrol car and exposed himself so that he could “stroke his penis two times.”

    The complaint adds that Hardin “put his penis back in his pants,” and “went into the restroom in the public park to finish ejaculating.”

    Hardin confessed to the illicit activity in a “sworn written statement,” the complaint notes.

    Pictured above, Hardin has been charged with misconduct in office, a felony carrying a maximum 10-year prison term. Hardin, who is free on bond, is no longer a member of the Camden police force.
     
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  2. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I was just gonna type that.
     
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  4. EndOfLine

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    10 yrs for jerkin in a patrol car while you can kill someone and just get 12 months for manslaughter.

    Makes sense.
     
  5. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    #copsjerkingoffmatter
     
  6. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    If god didn't want us to jack it in public why did he invent porn and smart phones?
     
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  7. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    Really a witness that counts how many strokes the guy did? Something sounds fishy.
     
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  8. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    They got the witness's photo.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. SlipperyVic

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    It's that damn Casino La Fantastique billboard again..
     
  10. Tipsey Russell

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    he got fired for jacking off

    his buddys will be goofing on him for years over this one
     
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    Haven't we all rubbed one out in a car? (ladies excluded?):coffee:
     
  12. MadWoman777

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    Beth must have been walking in front of the car.
     
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    fcking disgusting pathetic retard loser.
     
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    "Car number 12. Please respond to a man jacking off in a car. Oh my God, it is car number 12!"
     
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    He could probably get a job in Camden, NJ.
     
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    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    Show of hands, who hasn't jerked off at work at least once?
     
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    Stupid neanderthal looking fuck...
     
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    Officer "Hardin".

    :haha::haha:
     
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  20. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    Only one time - at the urinal. It was unsatisfying.