Roman Candle Minigun

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  1. Rum Balls

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  2. Dream Theater

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    I'd like to fire that up your asshole.
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

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    That video is representative of how I shoot a load in a chick.
     
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    This thread was probably a bad idea
     
  5. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    My loads were so full and powerful when I was in my 20s my girlfriend insisted I tell her right before I blew in her mouth so she could get ready and not choke on it.
     
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    oh
     
  7. Swedish John

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    Yeah, just freely pollute the ocean like a cocksucker. :rolleyes:
     
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    That's wut ur worried aboot?
    Really??
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry 2010 OG

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    :jj:
     
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    :c
     
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    Did those guys molest women in a german train station afterwards?
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    "Listen, it was a really relaxed evening. There were a couple of robberies." Frigging NPR finally came to their senses and acknowledged that there are gangs of like 60 "migrants" at a time surrounding these women and assaulting them. Fuck that, I am now against any sort of migration here. Shoot that gun straight at my withered genitals.
     
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    don't say withered...maybe a little atrophied, but it is eternally young
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    It looks like a flying spaghetti monster.
     
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    as long as its still snapping it could look like an ISIS beheading and no one would care
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I don't want anyone to care so that's good.
     
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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I'm so angry, I've had a cold all week and my voice sounds like Lucille Ball in the 1970s again. Every winter even with a flu shot. Shoo shoo retarded flu :bigcry:
     
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    @Lemmy calls that his Reggie Chasin' Cannon
     
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    Everyone in my office is either coughing and sneezing on me or home sick.
    Use your Neti Pot!