Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rum Balls, Jan 8, 2016.
I'd like to fire that up your asshole.
That video is representative of how I shoot a load in a chick.
This thread was probably a bad idea
My loads were so full and powerful when I was in my 20s my girlfriend insisted I tell her right before I blew in her mouth so she could get ready and not choke on it.
Yeah, just freely pollute the ocean like a cocksucker.
That's wut ur worried aboot?
Did those guys molest women in a german train station afterwards?
"Listen, it was a really relaxed evening. There were a couple of robberies." Frigging NPR finally came to their senses and acknowledged that there are gangs of like 60 "migrants" at a time surrounding these women and assaulting them. Fuck that, I am now against any sort of migration here. Shoot that gun straight at my withered genitals.
don't say withered...maybe a little atrophied, but it is eternally young
It looks like a flying spaghetti monster.
as long as its still snapping it could look like an ISIS beheading and no one would care
I don't want anyone to care so that's good.
I'm so angry, I've had a cold all week and my voice sounds like Lucille Ball in the 1970s again. Every winter even with a flu shot. Shoo shoo retarded flu
@Lemmy calls that his Reggie Chasin' Cannon
Everyone in my office is either coughing and sneezing on me or home sick.
Use your Neti Pot!