Romantic Partners - Age Gap

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  1. Bristol Chicken

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    What has been the biggest age gap between you and your current or past romantic partner. Could be a husband / wife, girlfriend / boyfriend, one night stand, etc. Tell us the good, the bad and the ugly.

    All of my relationships with few exceptions have been with women within a 5 year age gap younger or older.
    The one notable exception was when I was 17 and I was violated hot teacher style with a woman of 37. I was passed out drunk and she basically dragged me home like a cave woman and had her way with me. Oh the memories never fade.......

    Stern related because Howard will long be retired while Beth will have many years left of cat wrangling before she retires.
     
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    I was 23, he 42. It was great.
     
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    my wife,2 yrs.
     
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    30 years
     
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    You really shouldn't date 10 year olds :wtf:
     
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    My girlfriend was 20yrs younger....Lasted 8 yrs....
     
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    I'm 33 and the fiancee's 29. Strangely, that's the biggest gap.
     
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    They are just so attractive at that age ;)
     
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  10. wife is a whore

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    Christ. If the ages of Korean massage whores listed in the police blotter are to be believed, probably mid to late 50s when I was 22.

    Going the other way, I haven't banged a chick 1/2 my age yet, but did 19 or 20 when I was 35.
     
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    And go to bed early, so your nights are free.
     
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    Even better.
     
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    And I was given such crap for my aforesaid age gap of 20 years at the time. :dontknow:
     
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    Specifically, years difference or age percentage? If you're 93 and banged a broad that was +/- ten years, who cares? How does 24 with 17 fall in the spectrum? Or 21 with 16? Can't I ever just answer a question here, for fucks sake? Specificity of the questions would seem to be the solution. Fucking lawyers.
     
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    Just answer the fucking question, would ya?

    ;). I kid, I kid
     
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    Oh yes - when I was 20ish and moved in with a woman in her 40s, let's just say there was a lot of fanfare as well.
     
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    Girlfriend is 17 years younger. At 50, there are times I can't keep up with her.
     
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    I banged a 38 y/o broad in the back seat of her car at Carolina Beach when I was 18...good times.
     
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    Wow, was he still alive when you turned 18 in 1995?
    And no, you don't have to answer that.

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    Good for you. Eight years is like 4 lifetimes in my world.