Romantic poetry with Chriza

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  1. gilaet

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Yes
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Here I sit, broken-hearted
    Said she was perfection, and then I farted.
     
  5. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    maybe
     
  6. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Would a cheeseburger by any other name cause less gas?
     
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    :rofl: Look at PB's avatar
     
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    Great AV.
     
  9. eliasbboy

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    I'm gettin drunk and gay
    So I can Facebook you.
     
  10. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    I bet Chriza writes these poems while snuggling.
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Is this the girl he foghorn farted on when he thought she was asleep?
     
  12. nazdrowie

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    chriza very gay, likes it in the bum
    gilaet, where does your av come from
     
  13. ralphberries

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    How could he even post that shit! That kid is crazy.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No that chick's married with 2 kids now
     
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    i know this is true, there is no doubt
    why don't you leave cunt, get the fuck out
     
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    :hug:
     
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    Roses are red,
    Go fuck yourself.
     
  19. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Mom?
     
  20. MatthewT

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    it's hard to maintain an erection
    when drunk texting feminine perfection