Entertainment Ronnie Wood, 68, father of new twins. Beefus still barren.

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  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ronnie Wood from the Worlds Greatest Rock and Roll Band, planted a double seed in his 38 year old wife.

    Way to go Woody! Still bringing the dizzle.

    Beth O'Stern. Still barren. Mother of All Bind Kitties.

    http://news.sky.com/story/1704777/ronnie-wood-welcomes-perfect-twin-girls

    Ronnie Wood Welcomes 'Perfect' Twin Girls
    The Rolling Stones guitarist says he's looking forward to changing nappies and getting involved in taking care of the newborns.

    Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood has become a father again just two days before his 69th birthday.
    His 38-year-old wife Sally gave birth to twin girls on Monday, the couple's publicist said in a statement.
    "Ronnie & Sally Wood are delighted to announce the birth of their twins Gracie Jane (6lb) & Alice Rose (5.7lb)," the statement said.
    "The girls arrived on May 30 at 10.30pm and all are doing brilliantly. The babies are perfect."

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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    This will be great. He can teach his kid to ride a bike . . . from his walker.
     
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    This guy doesn't get the credit he deserves. Saw the Stones again last summer, Keith was barely playing anything and Wood was shredding like a madman. He carried that band that night, as he has for years. What a fucking badass.

    And I'd love to fuck his wife! She is sexy as hell.
     
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    Guess he'll be missing their high school graduation.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Woody's always been the weaver against Keef. He gets better every year I swear.
     
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    Anyone who Beth hasnt blocked on Twitter you know what to do. She must know of this news.
     
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    No way he's involved in the day to day. He's definitely going to have a "How are they doing?" relationship with these kids.
     
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    Yeah, but how many cats does HE have?
     
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  11. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Are we really sure beefus didn't multiply?
    Weirder things have happened. And this missing time where monster mooose is supposed to be this huge modoe but there are zero pictures but a doppleganger the right age shows up?. Selfish moooose gave it hand me downs instead of snobswapping it.

    Monster had a kid while it was unmarried and the whole family perpetuates this huge lie so monster doesnt appear as white trash. Just as the family thinks its OK for moooose to marry a trick if they come up. Right Dr. Felonstrosky?

    Moooose is full of shit.



    F mutt
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Monsoon, I love you, but I have no idea what that means. :p
     
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    If he changes the twins shitty diapers, who will change his?
     
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  14. Robert Higgins

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    Ronnie Wood always struck me as a good guy. One of the biggest rock stars in the world for 50 years and he doesn't run away from his fans.

     
  15. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    :bong: the OP suggests moose is barren.
    And i turn everything into mooose lies about everything and mutt can go f himself. It makes sense on my planet of loaded all the time.


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  16. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    I met Ronnie at a bookstore years ago.
    He is indeed a very nice man.
     
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    My planet is never loaded, it all makes perfect sense to me!!!

    Is there a pic of the niece's parents?

    (Barf's body does not look like she had a kid to me.)
     
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    I love you too, Monsoon. But that is the rare explanation that is an even bigger puzzle than your original post. Maybe I need to partake of the "medicine" of your world to have it add up for me.
     
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    After the nannies are done with them, they will need to change his diapers.
     
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  20. Jayla

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    It means monster might have had a kid. (Allegedly)