Stern Show Roofing service...

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  1. Thrasher-HD

    Thrasher-HD Well-Known Member

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  3. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Someone should ask for a quote on a roof. Send him to the blackest town in Georgia, video him showing up and post it on youtube.
     
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    4.3 out of 5 avg for 56 reviews. Im guessing most people dont know who owns the company.
     
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    If he charged 100x his normal rate, Howard might hire him.
     
  6. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Is he still selling lawn jockeys? :munch:
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I can't help but notice a trend with the haircuts of the employees :jj:


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    i guess even klan members have to make a living. I wonder if he hires any black roofers?
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Does he wear his hood on the job?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Some real professional looking fellows :jj:


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    I'm betting a lot of people in that area wouldn't care.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Do you know how many black dudes it takes to tar a roof? :c
     
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  14. regult

    regult 4 Goals...

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    My guess would be no:

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    But he did somehow get 5 stars from a black woman. :snicker:
     
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    We offer four generations of experience when it comes to all roof-related services we provide. While times have changed, the basic concept of roof installation and repair is still based on the same general techniques. However, we do stay current on the latest trends in the industry, including incorporating green building techniques and using energy efficient and environmentally safe materials. The “greenest” part of our company is the quality of the work we do. A properly installed and maintained roof can last for many years. If you need a new roof, we offer a wide selection of sizes, styles, materials, and textures.
    The heart of who we are as a company is really our commitment to our customers. We always take time to answer your questions and provide an accurate estimate before you agree to any work. We never charge you excessive fees for emergency services. We believe that there is no reason to take advantage of a customer’s need to get their roof fixed or replaced. As another part of our commitment to customer service, we never insist on services you don’t need. While there are times that it is best to replace your roof entirely, the fact is that roofs that aren’t that old can be professionally repaired to look and function just as good as a brand new roof.

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    Nice to know that hes into being green and environmentally safe. He sounds really progressive except for that whole hating ni**ers thing.
     
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    If you live in a nice neighborhood and hire him and he shows up very early in the morning to start banging nails, he might actually wake up white people :tadah:
     
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    I am looking to hire a few good men. Preferably experienced roofers and laborers. Will consider construction experience. Pay will depend upon experience. Text Dan 678-936-2236
     
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    Might be fun just for the photos I could get. I'll hire them if you pay for it. Should I start a gofundme page?
     
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