Roommate and bathroom issue...again?

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  1. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    I have a friend who needs a place to stay temporarily. Few months. He's willing to pay me rent which would help a lot as my new job is not paying me yet. Current room mate bawks at sharing a bathroom with my friend. Both men, schedules permit each their own bathroom time.


    #flushthiscrap
     
  2. slats7

    slats7 Well-Known Member

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    1. balks, not bawks
    2. why is chaos always swirling around you? you're like the George Zimmerman of renters
     
  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I see what you did there.
     
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  5. Blur

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    And please note that I didn't try to post second in this thread, @Beth Stern . Thank you.
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Couldn't imagine having to deal with roommates at my age
     
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    You made a commitment to your renter who bought into the current arrangement. Sad, but I'd tell your friend that he's shit out of luck (so to speak) cuz you must honor the agreement you made.
     
  8. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    If you were hot and really in to anal, you'd have your own place... with only one roommate.

    Do you buy lotto tickets?
     
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  9. Beth Stern

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    Thank you, King of all typos.
     
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  10. Beth Stern

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    :fil:
     
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    slats7 Well-Known Member

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    that would imply that the W and L are near each other on the keyboard
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    A new roommate would complicate the current roommate's murder plans.
     
  13. Beth Stern

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    True and I will honor my month to month agreement that he will have a private bath. That being said, if I need to make more money then I will have to end the tenancy and find another who is OK with a shared bath. I am required to give him 30 days notice to end our deal. He's been a good tenant except for the other night when he came home at 6 am reeking of pore soaked alcohol. A nasty odor that I won't be able to stomach again.
     
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  14. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    Nah. I clean the dude's juicer. Why would he kill the golden maid?
     
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    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Does "juicer" = 'Cock and ass'?
     
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    Much less their bathroom schedules and etiquette .

    Are you bangin these "room mates" @Beth Stern ? You will never find a guy with a house full of dicks running around, in and out.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Some people just be crazy.
     
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    i dont understand how anyone lives with a female.
     
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  19. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Is that a euphemism for sucking cock?
     
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    :mami: I do