OK, so I'm curious (which is code for obsessing). This former friend who is renting a room in my home. Answer me this: 1. Why don't I hear him pee like a normal man? His bathroom backs up to my bedroom, I hear it all. When my son pee's standing up it sounds like a tidal wave. This guy, nada. I hear nothing. Is he sitting while peeing? Now that I think of it, the seat is always down. Why does a man sit to tinkle? 2. Milk. He drinks, not kidding, 4-5 gallons of milk per week. There are always 2 gallons in the fridge at a time. I am dairy free so I don't drink a drop. Drinks only at night, says it helps him sleep. At times, I hear him get up in the middle of the night, walk to the kitchen, open/close fridge. I've read that the casomorphin in milk is addictive. Ok, ponder on good people.