Rosetta Probe Philae Discovers Organic Molecules: Report

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    The Philae space probe was powered down earlier than expected, but not before an instrument discovered an organic compound that was first detected in the comet’s atmosphere, the Wall Street Journal exclusively reported Monday. The find is extraordinary considering the organic compound contains the carbon atom, which is the basis of life on planet Earth.

    Further research is being conducted to see if there are complex compounds like amino acids or simple ones like methane and methanol, considered “building blocks” for proteins.

    The research “will help us to understand whether organic molecules were brought by comets to the early earth,” Stephan Ulamec, the Philae’s landing manager said, according to the Journal.

    “Prior to falling silent, the lander was able to transmit all science data gathered during the First Science Sequence,” Ulamec said. “This machine performed magnificently under tough conditions, and we can be fully proud of the incredible scientific success Philae has delivered.”

    Before it went idle, Philae conducted 60 hours of work on Comet 67P, The Conversation said. One of its missions was to ascertain if complex organic molecules, which could have helped create Earth billions of years ago, existed on comets.
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile Gold

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    time is a flat circle
     
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    That's the zombie microbes,
     
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    This makes my dick ache.
     
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    This is too deep... I need to go punch something, then jerk off.
     
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    That would be sweet. ...

    In the original Night of the Living Dead a failed probe to Venus that started it all
     
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    Jesus, that's fucking awesome.
     
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    How much did this project cost us?
     
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    its huge.... to have proof that organic molecules do indeed exist on comets is incredible....


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    nothing... it was done by euro nations
     
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    that makes me stroke my carbon rod
     
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    Well, that helps a little when you're being anally probed.
     
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    Dem titties are the bomb!
     
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    let me tell you ... nothing helps... nothing
     
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    her body is perfect
     
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    Former European model Beth Ostrosky was asked about carbon being discovered on the mission. "The comet is carbonated? Like, it's made of soda?" Ms. Ostrosky was unavailable for further comment, as she was distracted by a shiny object.
     
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    i would bet good money that she doesn't even know what carbonation is.... she only knows it as

    'that bubble water the principle put in my pussy after the cream pie to stop the babies from living in my tummy'

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    Beefus: "Why would the Europeons send out a space craft to land on a can of cleanser?"

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    lol

    she has no idea what any cleaning products are
    if push came to shove she would assume that is some sort of mexican salt
     
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