Rosie O Donnell killed endangered hammerheads

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  1. Nemo

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    I'm not gonna do a half assed autopsy on Rosie and have the Kitner boy spilled all over the dock
     
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    What a vile, disgusting woman...and I don't mean because of the shark. Just just seems like a dark, ugly soul. Every time I see her name in a headline, I expect the story attached to it to be about her pulling a Chris Benoit.

    It's still hilarious that Howard has adopted her as a "friend" when the she and Howie have absolutely nothing in common besides the fact that she's a bulldyke and he's anointed himself Ambassador to all Fags. If Rosie was into men, Howard would still be calling her a fat pig and would be ranting because Sirius "screwed him" by giving her a show on the company that "he built."
     
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    HA!

    Do not smoke in here, thank you very much.
     
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    The Rosie thing is one of the strangest turn-arounds Howard has had so far. I can't stand Rosie either or Howard's patronizing bs.
     
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    Howard's distain for that bull dyke knew no depths, until of course she Howard began to run into friends of Rosie's at various Hamptons parties and NYC events.

    And I bet Rosie CAN go down with 3 barrels on her.
     
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    yep
     
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    i agree...when i luke at her and hear her ..............dark, ugly soul....comes to mind
     
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    when is the jelly bean contest? i sent in my entry of 748 and didn't hear anything
     
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    "Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad lezzie. Not like going down to the west side chasin' Ellens and Portias. This dyke, fist you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' in it goes. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your listeners, put all your websites on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, Howie. I'll find her for three, but I'll catch her, and kill her, for ten. But you've gotta make up your mind. If you want to stay relevant, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be a laughing stock over at dawgsaloon all year. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no gunts, there's just too many captains in this studio. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn...well maybe not the head."
     
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    ;Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he' lifelesss got eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
     
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    shark is easy Quint was talking about a dyke...a bulldyke
     
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    ha ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    Manatees hate sharks.
     
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    I dont know what is sadder, posing for a jubilant photo with children over a dead bloody creature of the sea or remembering how Howard used to rip her to shreds and knowing he would never ever do that again even at this opportune time.

    Even if the photo was taken before the ban on killing these sharks as she says, it's still pretty inhumane. I wonder how Beth feels about this photo.
     
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    do you think she would mind killing them if they were gay sharks?
     
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    speaking of sharks. we all know the show jumped the shark years ago, but it recently jumped the horse.

    now can get paid like Jon for inventing a dumb phrase?
     
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    I bet that fucking stinking pussy of hers smells like 4 day old chum
     
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    pussy is an endangered species around rosie.