Rosie pospones wedding to trophy wife, Michelle diagnosed with desmoid tumors

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  1. rawsterdam

    rawsterdam Member

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    Nice paragraphing....sheesh!
     
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    Reads like a rap song
     
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    What's a lesmoid tumor?
     
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    Or a verbose wedding invitation .
     
  7. exarro

    exarro New Member

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  8. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    After a personal experience with a orphan cancer....I can tell you your SOL if you get diagnosed with something weird. They experiment on you. They have nothing to say.. However if you get a glamorous cancer like breast cancer.. you get pink balloons and jewelry and parties and brand new store bought titties...

    That was a shitty thing to say but that's how I feel. .............:what:



    F-Mutt
     
  9. Lou Cypher

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    I don't care how loyal or loving or attentive he/she is: If my fiance is waking up with good n plenty stuck in his matted hair, the wedding's OFF.
     
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    I was worried there for a second because I thought Rosie was ill. How could I go on living without her? Remember when she loved Tom Cruise? How about when she was against gun ownership but she hired armed bodyguards for herself. Rosie, my love, please jump off a bridge in the Hamptons.
     
  11. tHISisKiSSeL

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    Now this is a story
    all about how some desmoid tumors
    fucked my life around
    and id like to take a minute
    just sit right there
    i'll tell you how canceled my wedding
    to a girl who didn't mind good&plentys stuck in my hair

    Gay marriage legalized
    lost the chick with 40 kids
    found a new one who was straight
    til she saw my big clit
    scissoring, fisting,
    and relaxing all cool
    and strappin on beer cans
    outside of pool
    when a couple of tumors
    they were up to no good
    started making trouble in our neighborhood
    they got in one little x-ray and my bitch got scared
    she said you're canceling the wedding
    and tweeting you care

    i whisted for a cab and when it came near
    the license plate said puss
    and hung a dildo from the mirror
    if anything i could say that this cab was comical
    but i thought nah, forget it
    yo home to hospital!

    i-pulled- up to the clinic about seven or eight
    i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
    looked at the desmoid it was finally there
    to sit in my girlfriend as the prince of bel-air
     
  12. MadWoman777

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    No offense to anyone, but why try to fund research for a disease that affects 3% of the population??
     
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    Lezoid tumor?
     
  14. Elisa Jane

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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Must be on/affect the tongue.......................
     
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    i have no idea whats going on in this thread
     
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    Sounds like Rosie is looking for a way out.
     
  18. Uncle Larry

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    Rosie should have had Emily Stern help punch up this masterpiece.
     
  19. jyanks

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    Whoa, whoa - stop the clock.....you read Rosie.com???
     
  20. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    :jumpclap::jumpclap: Bravo.