Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by rawsterdam, Aug 4, 2012.
Reads like a rap song
What's a lesmoid tumor?
Or a verbose wedding invitation .
After a personal experience with a orphan cancer....I can tell you your SOL if you get diagnosed with something weird. They experiment on you. They have nothing to say.. However if you get a glamorous cancer like breast cancer.. you get pink balloons and jewelry and parties and brand new store bought titties...
That was a shitty thing to say but that's how I feel. .............
I don't care how loyal or loving or attentive he/she is: If my fiance is waking up with good n plenty stuck in his matted hair, the wedding's OFF.
I was worried there for a second because I thought Rosie was ill. How could I go on living without her? Remember when she loved Tom Cruise? How about when she was against gun ownership but she hired armed bodyguards for herself. Rosie, my love, please jump off a bridge in the Hamptons.
Now this is a story
all about how some desmoid tumors
fucked my life around
and id like to take a minute
just sit right there
i'll tell you how canceled my wedding
to a girl who didn't mind good&plentys stuck in my hair
Gay marriage legalized
lost the chick with 40 kids
found a new one who was straight
til she saw my big clit
and relaxing all cool
and strappin on beer cans
outside of pool
when a couple of tumors
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
they got in one little x-ray and my bitch got scared
she said you're canceling the wedding
and tweeting you care
i whisted for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said puss
and hung a dildo from the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was comical
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to hospital!
i-pulled- up to the clinic about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
looked at the desmoid it was finally there
to sit in my girlfriend as the prince of bel-air
No offense to anyone, but why try to fund research for a disease that affects 3% of the population??
Damn- sounds like what Robin might have:
I don't see why they would have to postpone a wedding- sounds like Rosie is bailing...
Must be on/affect the tongue.......................
i have no idea whats going on in this thread
Sounds like Rosie is looking for a way out.
Rosie should have had Emily Stern help punch up this masterpiece.
Whoa, whoa - stop the clock.....you read Rosie.com???