Rosie pospones wedding to trophy wife, Michelle diagnosed with desmoid tumors

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Nice paragraphing....sheesh!

 

Reads like a rap song

 

What's a lesmoid tumor?

 

Or a verbose wedding invitation .

 

After a personal experience with a orphan cancer....I can tell you your SOL if you get diagnosed with something weird. They experiment on you. They have nothing to say.. However if you get a glamorous cancer like breast cancer.. you get pink balloons and jewelry and parties and brand new store bought titties...

That was a shitty thing to say but that's how I feel. .............



F-Mutt

 

I don't care how loyal or loving or attentive he/she is: If my fiance is waking up with good n plenty stuck in his matted hair, the wedding's OFF.

 

I was worried there for a second because I thought Rosie was ill. How could I go on living without her? Remember when she loved Tom Cruise? How about when she was against gun ownership but she hired armed bodyguards for herself. Rosie, my love, please jump off a bridge in the Hamptons.

 

Now this is a story
all about how some desmoid tumors
fucked my life around
and id like to take a minute
just sit right there
i'll tell you how canceled my wedding
to a girl who didn't mind good&plentys stuck in my hair

Gay marriage legalized
lost the chick with 40 kids
found a new one who was straight
til she saw my big clit
scissoring, fisting,
and relaxing all cool
and strappin on beer cans
outside of pool
when a couple of tumors
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
they got in one little x-ray and my bitch got scared
she said you're canceling the wedding
and tweeting you care

i whisted for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said puss
and hung a dildo from the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was comical
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to hospital!

i-pulled- up to the clinic about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
looked at the desmoid it was finally there
to sit in my girlfriend as the prince of bel-air

 

No offense to anyone, but why try to fund research for a disease that affects 3% of the population??

 

Lezoid tumor?

 

Damn- sounds like what Robin might have:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_fibromatosis

I don't see why they would have to postpone a wedding- sounds like Rosie is bailing...

 

Must be on/affect the tongue.......................

 

i have no idea whats going on in this thread

 

Sounds like Rosie is looking for a way out.

 

Rosie should have had Emily Stern help punch up this masterpiece.

 

Whoa, whoa - stop the clock.....you read Rosie.com???

 

Bravo.