Rudolf was a little bitch for taking that shit from Santa

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    So mother fucking Santa walks up to Blitzen and tells him that his son can go fuck himself if he thinks
    he will ever work for Santa...
    years later
    Santa rubs it in Rudolf's face yet again as a teenager..

    Keep in in mind Santa looks like a typical worthless, unemployed, Irish drunk with a HUGE fucking RED nose himself

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    and yet he has the balls to talk shit to Rudolf...

    worst part is that Rudolf takes it like a bitch because Santa is the only person hiring..
    and what happens the one night where Santa is fucked because he was too cheap to by fog lights at the local
    auto parts store???

    He walks over and ask Rudolf for help after treating him like a cunt all his life!? worst part
    Rudlof says yes I will help you Santa...

    mother fucker should have stomped the old fat fuck


     
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  2. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Rudolph could have also done Hermey a big favor by pointing out all his "dentist" BS was just his cover for being a closet case.
     
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    I want what he's having.
     
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    Where else was he gonna find a job at the top of the world???
     
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    Hermey was so sexually repressed that he later went on to be a serial killer


     
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    and Santa knows it..... he is no better than the assholes at Foxconn hiring workers at $4 a day to build iPhones
    Santa knows that its work for me or good lucking making midget russian porn on the internet
     
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    :yay:
     
  10. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    The fat fuck and his minions, They had it coming...

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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    fucking love Cheers...
    I have sat and drank in Norm's chair at the Bull & Finch on Beacon Street more than once
     
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    And don''t forget, Santa is a fucking slaver. Yeah! Motherfuckers working for free while he stuffs his fat face.
     
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    :hehe: I love how you added the deer stomping video for illustration.