News Rules and signs are for suck...

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  1. SouthernListen

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    ANDUSKY, OHIO -- A man was struck and killed by the Raptor roller coaster after entering a restricted area at Cedar Point amusement park in Sandusky, Ohio Thursday.

    The theme park posted on Facebook about 7 p.m. Thursday:

    At approximately 5 p.m., a guest entered a restricted, fenced area of the Raptor roller coaster and was struck by the ride. Park safety officials responded immediately to the situation. Unfortunately the guest has passed away. Local authorities are on the scene conducting an investigation.

    Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family at this time.
     
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    If your at someone else's house. It's better to follow their rules. It's not that hard to do. You might not get killed too.
     
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    The park will get sued because he was illiterate, therefore the sign was not only useless, but offensive to the reading-impaired commoonity.

    The fence? Clearly defective.
     
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    This is one of those hanging coasters, so I wonder if a rider was injured as well? :dontknow:


    I heard he was going after something he had lost on a previous ride. Probably the trucker hat his mama had given him for getting his GED. I'm with stoopid.
     
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    Pretty happy I was first to post that song itt.
     
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    That would leave a mark.
     
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    One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you
    see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."
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    oh good, so he wasn't retarded or mentally deficient as defined by the ICD-10? i was actually almost feeling bad for a few minutes thinking it was some handicapped person.
     
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    The best thrill ride park in the world. I never bother with Raptor though.
     
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    enormous hunks of metal that travel at a very high rate of speed are usually not dangerous

    so i can see how this fella felt at ease getting so close to this ride
     
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    He dropped his phone. Must have been a hell of a phone.
     
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    He was so looking forward to the rush of air on his face.