rules u need to accept before giving me good head

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Jan 31, 2012.

  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    1. no teeth, hate teeth
    2. the balls, they don't do it for me, I'm all like .. meh ..?
    3. all shaft, don't stop, keep going
    4. wrap-around lip pressure should be at least 200 lb./sq. in.
     
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    I want to thank all of my loyal fans.
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    see Rule No. 2
     
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    tits or ass
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    1. agreed
    2. agreed
    3. agreed but faster
    4. agreed except 275-300
     
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    I should forward this thread to my girlfriend.
     
  8. RH Goatcabin

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    1. Agreed
    2. Respectfully disagree
    3. Agreed
    4. Not sure about (aboot to my Canadian friends)

    5. Must swallow.
     
  9. Gomez

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    anything above 250 kills circulation, not recommended by the AMA

    yes, this is must-read for all BJ-giving females

    let's agree to disagree
     
  10. Splash

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    I ain't gonna blow you dude. :c
     
  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    .
     
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    Fuckin fart knocker
     
  13. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I'm waiting for schtoopy to chime in w/ something important I'm sure.
     
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    You may be here awhile
     
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    Schmoopy is asexual
     
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    schmoopy leases a mustang
     
  17. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    it doesn't blow him tho ..
















    .....or does it?
    :bigthink: