Rumor Roundup: Wig, Dye, Escort, Cheat, Gay/Gay Offspring, Skin, Sexless, Paid Review

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Peau de Soie, Feb 6, 2012.

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Which rumors do you believe? Pick all that apply. (No teeth; I mean, come on.)

  1. Howard wears a wig or other hairpiece.

    74.3%
  2. Howard dyes his hair.

    67.1%
  3. Beth Ostrosky Stern was a paid "escort".

    58.6%
  4. Howard cheated on his first wife.

    78.6%
  5. Howard is gay or bi (sex with Ralph, etc.).

    40.0%
  6. One or more of Howard's children is gay.

    77.1%
  7. Howard has had more plastic surgery than he admits.

    85.7%
  8. Howard's is a sexless marriage of convenience.

    47.1%
  9. Howard is paid for all mentions of movies he's seen.

    68.6%
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  1. Peau de Soie

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    Which ones do you believe? I am (or at least was) a lot more naive than most.

    Just curious about the credibility that people here lend to the various rumors that are discussed ad nauseam....
     
  2. Howard Stork

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    After today's show, I am convinced the gay thing is NOT a rumor.
     
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    (Now with all new polling goodness.)
     
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    An "All of the above" option would've saved me a lot of clicking.
     
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    good lord,to many choices
     
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    Howard is paid for all mentions of anything he talks about.
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Let's put it this way. The only people I've ever heard obsess about losing 3 pounds are women, boxers trying to make weight and homosexuals. Howard whines an awful lot about losing 2 or 3 pounds. I'm pretty sure that he never fought Gold Gloves. Just saying.
     
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    I am not gay however I can sympathise with Howard about this because when you force yourself to eat healthy, maintain daily calorie targets and bust your ass at the gym keeping in shape, a 3 pound gain is a big deal.

    you are obviously a fat fuck so let me put it in a way you can grasp - imagine you go to Mcdonalds drive through to grab dinner on the way home; you order your typical super sized fries and extra ketchup with your meal, when you get home you realize the counter person only put a small fries with 1 ketchup in your bag.

    Thats feeling of desperation you get in this scenario is what Howard is feeling when the scale creeps up, have some compassion already.
     
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    yet howard doesn't realize that he's only a human, like the rest of us, and when you get older you have to do more that you did in your 30's to stay thin??

    not to mention, your weight fluctuates 2-3 pounds over the course of the day so, depending on what time he weighed himself, he may have lost those times by the time he had his second meal of the day...AT 9AM in the MORNING!!!!

    he should eat less and show more self-control & discipline! He's weak and looking for the easy way out
     
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    yet howard doesn't realize that he's only a human, like the rest of us, and when you get older you have to do more that you did in your 30's to stay thin??<br><br>not to mention, your weight fluctuates 2-3 pounds over the course of the day so, depending on what time he weighed himself, he may have lost those times by the time he had his second meal of the day...AT 9AM in the MORNING!!!!<br><br>he should eat less and show more self-control &amp; discipline!&nbsp; He's weak and looking for the easy way out
     
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    Only 32 votes so far; if only this thread were bumped...
     
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    Isn't this site taking over that site?
     
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    What? I go nowhere but this site. What do you mean?
     
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    Wow I almost forgot about the poll. Plastic surgery pulls a surprising lead, and The Wig disappoints.

    The "final" tallies (voting's still open) are:
    • Howard wears a wig or other hairpiece.
      75.51%
    • Howard dyes his hair.
      69.39%
    • Beth Ostrosky Stern was a paid "escort".
      53.06%
    • Howard cheated on his first wife.
      81.63%
    • Howard is gay or bi (sex with Ralph, etc.).
      48.98%
    • One or more of Howard's children is gay.
      81.63%
    • Howard has had more plastic surgery than he admits.
      87.76%
    • Howard's is a sexless marriage of convenience.
      48.98%
    • Howard is paid for all mentions of movies he's seen.
      69.39%
     
  15. Wangold

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    I believe all to be true except for Howazrd being gay, or cheated on Alison.