Rumors of my passing have been greatly exaggerated

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    As a matter of fact, I feel the best i have in a long time. I am down 6 pounds in less than 2 weeks just from quitting drinking, fast food, and diet cokes and replacing it with Diet Peach Tea Snapple and Water with Peach Mango Mio.

    My caloric intake is unhealthily low, but I will adjust in time.


    Props to wetback for the Mio reccomendation.

    I feel i have the will power and otherworldly immune system to reverse any damage that has been done.























    Im still dying tho. :depressed:
     
  2. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    15 Mr. Clutch 117 14-17

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  3. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Try to hold out for 3-4 months. I can't make any adjustments to my death pool until January. TIA
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    nobody cares
     
  5. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    i disagree, and ryder is a fucking jobber homo.
     
  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Meh...I think I will grab a beer and a slice.
     
  7. HelloYooHoo

    HelloYooHoo Well-Known Member

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    why are you dying????
     
  8. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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  9. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    That's too bad.
     
  10. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    u on a MAD diet?
     
  11. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Best of luck Clutch
     
  12. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    glad you are okay
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  13. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Duh, my body doesnt work anymore.
     
  14. newcastlefan

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    6 pounds? i can do that after one good dump.


    and we're all still dying: everyone over 30
     
  15. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    those were stupid.
     
  16. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Awesome dog!
     
  17. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :thumbup2:
     
  18. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Are you trying to mock and Trivialize that AandF kid who is seriously battling something life threatening right now?? I thought it was kind of funny till I heard that but if thats the case Thats pretty low if you are.
     
  19. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    dead man typing
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Get fucked, Clitch.