Rush Hour in India..

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  1. baci

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    Damn!!! #christucker
     
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    "They aren't an evolved people as a society Robin. Right Robin? Robin?"
     
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    This is NOTHING. Try driving on highways at nighttime where trucks, with their LIGHTS OFF drive full speed on the wrong side of a divided highway. Try navigating the streets of Mumbai (aka Bombay) when there are cows wandering around. Try stopping at a light and having 30 beggar children descend on your car like a vulture seeing carrion. Been there, done that.
     
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    I weep for the future
     
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    That has to be just crazy to experience.
     
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    That's just the half of it. The sights, sounds and smells of India are really unique. Some good, a lot not so much. Slumdog Millionaire captures the slum part pretty accurately.
     
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    Thanks, though, for posting something from LiveLeak. Great site for beheading videos and Russian car crashes. Always wondered why so many Russians used dash cams until I saw the site.
     
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    MAYBE PAINTING A FEW LINES ON THE ROAD MIGHT HELP
     
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    How those m'fers learned how to write code blows my mind.
     
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    Well, if you have over a billion of them, and let's say 0.01% are smart enough that still gives you 100,000 coders. Law of big numbers.

    The IIT (Indian Institute of Technology) schools are good, the India equivalent of the Ivy's in the US. The rest vary in quality.
     
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    This episode brought back memories. I loved the "Eat English Muff" bit.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    The only reason an Indian can code today is COLONIALISM.
     
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    Try driving 50 km to te Taj Mahal and not seeing a maimed child or corpse every 5 ft...

    Try riding an auto rickshaw 2 ft behind a semi, then swipe the back curtain only to see the grille of another semi 2 ft behind you...

    THE FUCKING BEEPING
     
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    I drew the line at riding in autorickshaws. No way was I getting into one of those.

    The most bizarre thing was seeing a family of 6 all on a 100cc motorbike. No helmet law, no helmet. Just asking to be squashed.
     
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    why would any of you go there?
    it's a scary dirty rapey place
     
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    Well there's their problem, someone put the damn street right through their concert hall
     
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    Imagine the curry infused body odor!!!????
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    and piss
     
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