Politics Rush Limbaugh warns that federally paid 'lesbian farmers' could invade your town

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  1. XuXu

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    'They never stop, folks. They are constantly on the march.'
    Everyone's favorite pill-popping conservative radio personality Rush Limbaugh is convinced that President Obama is funneling money to the lesbian community. Why? To train them all to become farmers and invade conservative red states, of course.

    “Have you heard about the Agriculture Department’s financial grants to lesbian farmers?" asked Limbaugh on the Aug. 17 airing of his Rush Limbaugh Show on the Premiere Radio Network. "What they’re trying to do is convince lesbians to become farmers."

    Limbaugh's imaginative comments came in response to the 15th annual Nationwide LGBT Rural Summit, which took place Aug. 18 in Iowa. The summit, which undoubtedly does draw a gay farmer or two, was roundly mocked and criticized by the right-wing media for being hosted by the U.S. Department of Agriculture's Office of Civil Rights.

    The Washington Free Beacon, for example, panicked at the thought of “lesbian and transgender hillbillies" getting "subsidies from the government.” But Limbaugh's comments were doubly hilarious, revealing that the shock jock has no clue when it comes to lesbian stereotypes.

    “I’m like you; I never before in my life knew that lesbians wanted to be farmers," said Limbaugh. "I never knew that lesbians wanted to get behind the horse and the plow and start burrowing. I never knew it."

    Limbaugh had apparently never heard of the 1970s farming communes colloquially known as "womyn's land," or of iconic, sardonic folk albums such as Alix Dobkin'sLiving With Lesbians—the cover of which shows a circle of brooding, flannel-clad women carrying pitchforks and other farm tools.

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    Once Limbaugh learned that some lesbians like to plant vegetables (the horror!), he took to the airwaves to warn of the impending lezpocalypse set to descend on the rural South.

    "Here comes the Obama regime with a bunch of federal money and they're waving it around," claimed Limbaugh. "And all you gotta do to get it is be a lesbian and want to be a farmer and they'll set you up."

    The Daily Dot was not able to find the sign-up sheet for lesbian farm money, but we plan to keep looking—and as soon as Obama gives the orders, we plan to retire to the blue hills of Kentucky with our lesbian hay-baling militia in tow.

    "They’re going after every geographic region that is known to be largely conservative," Limbaugh warned. "They never stop, folks. They are constantly on the march."

    Correction: A previous version of this story misidentified the location of the 15th annual Nationwide LGBT Rural Summit. It took place in Iowa.
     
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    Not guilty.
     
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    I can confirm it.....Uh...A friend of mine :cool: is into lesbian videos, and they sure do love vegetables.
     
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    you can grow lesbians?
     
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    I'm for that particular lesbian to do whatever she wants.

    As long as I can watch.
     
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    another spam thread
     
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    Lesbians need vegetables too.

    Seriously though, Limbaugh is a sophomoric dope.
     
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    wait until the Black Farmers start moving in.

    oh lawdy.
     
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    Rush should hang up the prescription medication scrips and tacky EIB chair and mic and move to the Dominican Republic with a feed bag of Viagra. The Chubster can't compete in the new world of Alex Jones. This story isn't even funny silly; it's just lame. WTFC Rush.
     
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    Best thread title ever!
     
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    Zucchini's?
     
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    Doesn't he love the Pura Vida of Costa Rica ? An armyless pro climate change country with universal healthcare. :tard:
     
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    I'm more worried about a boy lover with a case of Viagra invading my territory than a lesbian.
     
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    Wtf? Is he back on the pills?
     
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    That's your hero at work, Trumpites!

    "First we let the lesbians have Ace Hardware, and we said nothing..."
     
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    do they all wear knee braces when they plough
     
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    I thought the GOP was all for federal farm subsidies?
     
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    I hear these lesbian farmers are trying to grow this GMO crop
    its quite controversal
    they want to genetically modify an ear of corn so its not so phallic
     
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    lesbians would make good farmers
    they love to tend to the bush
     
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    its developing an excuse for not eating vegetables