Russell Brand Interview - Howard Must Have Stroked Out

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Sounds like Brand was talking about giving away some of his money, Howard must have had a simultaneous stroke, aneurysm, hive attack and difficulty breathing at the thought. He gives him the old respect for money and you made need it someday advice, he forgot to say worship it and hold it dear above family, integrity and self respect.

    MarksFriggin:

    Howard asked Russell to look at him eye to eye and man to man. Howard told him not to redistribute his wealth. Howard said life is great and he should hold on to it for a little while. Howard said he will end up looking for houses to live in like his manager. Russell said he has to put his money where his mouth is. Howard said he may change his mind some day and need that money.

    Russell asked what makes Howard happy. Howard said family and friends. He said that he likes nice things but he respects money. Russell said that Howard goes on loads of shows and he doesn't talk about the shit he talks about on this show. He said that it's fine to keep some money for himself but everyone has a right to live like that and not just a privileged few. Howard asked how much money he's going to give away. He asked if he'll give away his nest egg. Russell said that he doesn't have a nest egg. Russell said that this money he's talking about has to come away from the corporations that are laughing at them.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    if howard's brain was a hot chick in a bikini

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    Rolling on the floor laughing so hard I am pissing my pants!

    Lest not forget Pluggy was pissed GNC asked him for a dollar for cancer research.
     
  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    You don't believe the family Howard never sees and the friends he doesn't have make him happy!!!!! How dare you!!!

    He may have just been a little embarrassed to admit that modge podge and jerking off to gay porn was the correct answer.
     
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    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    Russell asked what makes Howard happy. Howard said family and friends.

    This is the fake story Robin.

    A) Howard has no friends
    B) Howard's daughters & sister don't talk to him
     
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    Why his sister?
     
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    I cannot believe the way he went on yesterday about GNC asking for a couple of bucks for a donation. I get hit up every time I check out of the supermarket. Either I say yes or I say no, I don't even think twice about it. I almost never give and that's my prerogative. He went on and on like he was offended by it.
     
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    He has some major nerve. He hits up people to fund his and his wifes vanity project , and he won't cough up any of his own dough. What a creep…I can't believe he can be so unaware, especially since he has become "evolved".
     
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    Probably the "beautiful soup-gate" incident
     
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    More likely the recent photography hobby. That was her thing and of course the king of all bullshit had to excell at that as well. He was a natural according to his privately paid instructor.
     
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    it's probably the first time he's been in a store in 5 years.

    Seriously, he has a lot nerve bitching about that with his built in info-fucking-mercials on his show.
     
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    Wasn't she pissed at Howard because he let his parents sit in their house during the winter without power for a number of days before she called him out on Facebook? She would have taken them in, but she didn't have power either.
     
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    I heard about a minute of this interview. I swear Russell Brand's idea of comedy is saying things really loud.
     
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    Howard has a man crush on Russell.
     
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    Russell like Rosanne Bar want everyone with more money than them to be punished.
    Fatso Quivers was agreeing with all his horse shit.....:jj:
     
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    celebrity friends
     
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    Holy shit, if that's true, he's a bigger hunk of shit than i imagined....The only reason behind that would be the Beff is kryptonite to anyone other than the Wig and there is serious friction between Oats and his parents....Does Oats ever mention her wonderful in-laws?
     
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    Howard is a liberal. Liberals don't redistribute their own wealth; they redistribute other peoples' wealth.
     
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    If I remember correctly, Howard said he didn't realize they were at home without power and if he did he would have sent someone to pick them up and bring them to their house in the Hamptons. Or something like that. But if you have parents in their 90s living alone during a major snow storm in the winter, wouldn't you call them to make sure they are ok and have power? Or if you are as rich as Howard, wouldn't you send someone to make sure they are shoveled out, have supplies if they cannot get out of their house for a day or two, run errands for them, etc.?

    Howard has a staff and a personal chef. Couldn't he hire someone to assist his elderly parents out?
     
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    Shows how often he goes out in the real world.
    Like you said, those donation requests are at pretty much every store you go in.
    He's so out of touch, it's amazing.