CCTV Russian fender bender

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    get the Bactine out
     
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    :eek:

    Those mofos were flying like birds!
     
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    Someone does something that stupid I am not sure I would help them....
     
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    tell them to walk it off
     
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    Bobo was their driving instructor.
     
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    let me guess..drinking was involved.
    amirite?
     
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    I'd be pissed they got their body parts stuck in my car
     
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    Also looks like none of them had seatbelts on.
     
  10. Quite Frankly

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    Cha-RULY un BE...LEEV able....

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    Russian car wrecks are the best!
     
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    That HAD to hurt.
     
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    "Ah, rub some dirt on it. It'll be fine."
     
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    I've studied this tape and if you look closely the reflection in the windshield clearly shows a monkey driving the car
     
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    "Comrade, you can't manage to skid off the road instead of into the oncoming truck?"
     
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    I expected something horrific, due to the "fender bender" in the title and I wasn't disappointed.
     
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    Fucking Russians!

    Ukrainians, to a lesser extent, drive like that. Nobody owns a car with real power, but they all drive and try to pass like they have 500hp under the hood. Cars that are barely able to corner and stop like cruise liners. And yet they drive like that all the time. Not sure where the malfunction lies in their heads, but it's there for everyone to see.
     
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    Nobody and I mean NOBODY wears seat belts there. I put mine on and people look at me like I'm the asshole.
     
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    Shit balls!
     
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