WTF Russian Roulette: you pull the trigger and get a billion dollars

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Aug 26, 2016.

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Would you pull the trigger for a billion dollars?

  1. Yes. 1 in 6 chance. Let's go

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  2. Fuck no!

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  3. EasyJesus gonna titty fuck Rita this weekend

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Would you do it?
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Revolver or automatic?
     
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    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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    :fil:
     
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    I've fucked worse for less.
     
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    With my luck Hillary will get elected and take my damn gun away.
     
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  6. Shivvy

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    :beer:
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    It would depend on the day.
    Most days, no
     
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  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    1 in 6 chance for a billion?
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Do I get the money whether I live or die? If I get it if I die, it would go to my estate, which is fine by me
     
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  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    No. You die, you lose.
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Yeah, I get it. Most days in pretty happy w the life I've put together.
    But some days I feel like I'd throw the dice
     
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    SlipperyVic In Gord We Trust Gold

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    This sounds like a no-lose situation. If you win your rich. If your lose your dead so who cares?

    Better be at least a .357 preferably a .44 magnum, not some piddly .22

    If I shoot myself in the head I want to make sure the job was done right the first time.
     
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    im out of here, gonna take a nap, make a couple cocktails and watch the game :cheer:
     
  14. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Not worth it.

    If you win, after taxes, your take home is like seven dollars.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I'm on my way to the local high school game
     
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    That should be fun :nojj:
     
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    Fuck you :jj:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Lil shitty will be on the freshman team next year
     
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    Damn. This is a tough one. Fuuuuck. A billion is a fuckton of money.