Russians do not understand personal space

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Every time I talk to one, they're like an inch away from my face like all U MAD and I'm like COOL STORY COMRADE and when I take a step back they take a step forward. :facepalm:

    Fuck Russia. With the exception of Zangief and The Hunt for Red October, they have given us nothing.


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    Communism.
     
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    you live near the ruskies? look out!
     
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    This thread is now about Street Fighter II

    Am I the only one that thinks the box art for this game was fucking gay?


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    so you use gaming for rebound? :dontknow:
     
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    I hate my life


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    Dotheaded indians, like that ex of yours, are worse, Chriza.
     
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    you got some last night, you all good.
     
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    She was the feather kind, not the curry kind
     
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    Sometimes I like to say

    "We're going to kill a friend, Yuri. We're going to kill Ramius."


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    they have given us

    Pyotr Stolypin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Stolypin's Necktie
    As a result of this action the hangman's noose in Russia became known as "Stolypin's necktie".


    Molotov cocktail

    and least we forget


    Great Purge


    The Great Purge was a series of campaigns of political repression and persecution in the Soviet Union orchestrated by Joseph Stalin from 1936 to 1938.[1][2] It involved a large-scale purge of the Communist Party and government officials, repression of peasants, Red Army leadership, and the persecution of unaffiliated persons, characterized by widespread police surveillance, widespread suspicion of "saboteurs", imprisonment, and arbitrary executions.[1] In Russian historiography the period of the most intense purge, 1937–1938, is called Yezhovshchina (Russian: ежовщина; literally, the Yezhov regime), after Nikolai Yezhov, the head of the Soviet secret police, NKVD.

    In the Western World, Robert Conquest's 1968 book The Great Terror popularized that phrase. Conquest was in turn inspired by the period of terror (French: la Terreur) during the French Revolution.




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    I'll purge your ass
     
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    And they stand in doorways. When you walk up to the doorway expecting them to step out of the way they just give you a dirty look like you are listening in on their conversation. What is wrong with them already?
     
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    lol...
     
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    what do you have against russians you colossal homo

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    :weird: Isn't that Gemma Atkinson?

    She's English, dood
     
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    dunno - googled russian woman bikini and that's what came up :dontknow: