ryan lever thread of things that are hard to eat without any fucking teeth

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    corn on the cob?

    sunflower seeds?

    peanuts?

    farts?
     
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    That nigga chomps cock like it's his job.
     
  4. HaroldJackson

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    Watermelon

    Steak

    Apples

    Peaches

    Pears

    Pretty much most handfruits.
     
  5. Ryan Lever

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    Any nuts or anything hard you have to bite.
     
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    Licorice but when he says it, it sounds like "Licorisssccchhhhh"
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    what about things like a salted nut roll or saltine crackers?
     
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    His biggest nightmare.
     
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    :jj:
     
  10. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    glass
    tacks
    a piece of his daughter's birthday cake (that was out of line)
    an apple
    taffy
    toasted bagel
    nuts of any kind
    caramel
    steak
     
  11. Ryan Lever

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    Yes this will never see the inside of my stomache haha
     
  12. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    Yeah but think of the phat stacks he saves not buying floss and toothpicks
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    but with the dentures you can eat all that stuff right?

    can you eat corn nuts? i don't think they're really nuts.
     
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    Free Poppycock is his dilemma

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    omg that stuff is so freaking good. i want some right now. ps i'm stoned.
     
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    these choppers know no bounds


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    They look like two different sets, glued together :jj:
     
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    I seriously feel like I'm gonna barf now
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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