Sports Ryan Lochte Held Up at Gunpoint in Rio!!!

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  1. DiamondGoddess

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    :backlol:

    God, I love him!!!
     
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    Ryan Lochte-isms are some of the greatest things in the universe

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    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    ESPN saying this story is fake, Robin
     
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    Fed to them for PR by the IOC, mayhap?

    :c
     
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    Ryan is proof that God doles out gifts in half-measures.

    He's beautiful, and a worker, but dumb as a fukkin post!!!

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    He is a handsome fellow for sure but I think the word "dullard" was created in anticipation of his presence on this earth.
     
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    And he's soooooooo OK with it!!!

    That's what makes Ryan so great.

    He makes me happy to watch as he moves through life, perfectly happy in his beauty and stupidity.

    :c
     
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    Can't...stop...

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    The dude sure owns it like a boss.

    The only reason I know about him is because his reality show provided possibly the best material The Soup ever had in its entire run.
     
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    The very definition of a himbo.
     
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    Wait until a few years from now when all these athletes start getting mysterious illnesses; Like the first responders at ground zero!
     
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    PR trying to squash this sort of negative news.

    Has NBC or anyone besides athletes on Twitter reported or talked about the diving pool turning green as well as the Polo pool causing burning eyes in the athletes? No!

    A number of years back Jensen Button, a formula 1 race driver was in a security vehicle in Brazil before a race and there was an attempt to kidnap him and his girlfriend for ransom.

    Brazil is a fucked up place for outsiders.
     
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    Oh, don't stop, Pink!!!

    I've missed all the Ryanisms since the last Olympics.

    :c
     
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