Ryan Reynolds Comes Out As A Gay...

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    character!

    Green Lantern relaunched as brave, mighty and gay


    PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Green Lantern, one of DC Comics' oldest and enduring heroes no matter what parallel earth he's on, is serving as a beacon for the publisher again, this time as a proud, mighty and openly gay hero.

    The change is revealed in the pages of the second issue of "Earth 2" out next week, and comes on the heels of what has been an expansive year for gay and lesbian characters in the pages of comic books from Archie to Marvel and others.

    http://news.yahoo.com/green-lantern-relaunched-brave-mighty-gay-070052544.html




    Finally, a superhero Daveindiego can "get behind!"
     
  2. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    the end is nigh :facepalm:
     
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    Who didn't guess that the gay superhero was the dude sporting jewelry?
     
  4. Chaos

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    Aaahhhhh... Earth 2. That's the loophole. Earth 2 is alternate universe to the main dc universe. I thought it would be kyle rayner.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Dave's a catcher not a pitcher. :coffee:
     
  6. Mcfly

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    Plus, it isn't even the main guy, it's Alan Scott, the magical Lantern. They couldn't have copped out more if they tried.
     
  7. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    That little squirrel green lantern was my favorite, was he in the film, I looked at the group scene but couldn't see him.

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  8. TripTo My Taint

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    He went up Ryan Reynold's ass.
     
  9. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    Is that on the dvd in the deleted scenes?
     
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    He did leave Scarlet Johansson right?? That's all the proof I need
     
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    Yeah huh? Ha ha.
     
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    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    What? Who from Archie is gay? Reggie? If it was Betty and Veronica that would be cool. Oh god. What if it is Moose. :nooo:
     
  13. TripTo My Taint

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    Without googling, I seem to remember Jughead liked sucking dudes' cocks.
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Know what surprises me? The complete lack of aquaman jokes since this was announced.
     
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    Another one of Stern's great movie reviews. :coffee:
     
  17. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    "No way I'm going to be on a 70 foot screen looking like an underwater Elton John." -Vincent Chase
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    So let me get this right....


    This complete faggit, Tain't, is sitting at home at 5:30 in the morning, and he is A.) thinking about me, B.) surfing the internet for celebrities admitting to being gay, and C.) posting this information on a message board.


    Dude. You seemed seriously fucked up.
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Lets review the facts....

    I don't know of, nor ever heard of, Ryan Reynolds.

    I don't concern myself with faggit-ass Comic book movies.