Ryan Reynolds is the Beth Stern of Comic-book characters

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    How many more comic characters must die a horrible fate because of Ryan?

    Blade III... killed franchise

    Dead Pool...(Wolverine movie) Raped the character and then took a shit on him and somehow still associated with a 2016 movie where I assume he will rape Dead Pools mother at this point

    Green Lantern... The reason they are doing a Batman V Superman instead of a Justice League movie ..was as watchable as a kitten being boiled in tar

    RIPD.... Box Office wah-wah-wah



    Ryan needs to be banned from any and all comic related movies ASAP
     
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    I didnt think Green Lantern was that bad...:dontknow:
     
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    To be fair, he just acted in those. He didn't direct or write the script.
     
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    He made a name for himself in those Vanderfuckface movies or whatever they were called so he should go back to doing those.
     
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    A prancing Aussie sissy as Wolverine and an annoying, pretty boy douche bag as Deadpool. What next, are they gonna get some gay British kid to play Spider-Man?


    Oh wait....
     
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    Ryan playing a Comic-Book character is like watching rats leave a ship before it takes off...

    He may not be at the wheel but you know that shit is going to end tragicly
    I am sure he is a nice guy but the writing is on the wall... if he plays a roll in any comic-book movie his character at the very least will suck balls
     
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    Proud to say I've never seen him in anything...for so many years I didn't know the dif btwn the two Ryans- him and Gosling...

    Glad to hear he's unbankable, his face is annoying.
     
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    You have a point, but his take on Hal Jordan was nothing like the source. It's like making MJ into a boy and he and Spiderman having a gay affair. Oh wait...
     
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    man Spider-Man taking it in the ass on this thread...

    be fair you guys... its not like the dude that plays him wants Spider-Man to visit a glory hole at the Daily Bugle...

    oh wait...
     
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    Ryan Reynolds can act (at least somewhat) and has screen presence So he ain't a version of Beth. He just picks shit projects or at least projects that go to shit.

    BTW, by my estimate, Reynold's portrayal of Dead Pool was about # 1,245th thing wrong with the Wolverine movie. You can blame him for that abortion of a movie.

    Here is my take why the movies listed failed:

    Blade III - Shit script, stupid villan, Wesley Snipes walked through the movie (quite literally, go Google Patton Oswalt rip Snipes a new asshole for phoning in his role) I actually think Reynolds might be the best part of that movie whch isn't much of a compliment.
    Wolverine - Stupid script, most of the superheroes and villans were horribly done, other than Hugh Jackman there were no names, Taylor Kitsch in it and he is bigger box office poison than Ryan Reynolds
    Green Lantern - a CGI shitfest with a goofy looking bad guy, no script, and couldn't decide in its marketing campaign if it was a comedy or an action movie
    RIPD - Came off as a low-rent rip off of Men In Black without Will Smith.

    I still blame Reynolds more for the movies he chooses than what he does in them.
     
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    anyone that has ever heard of Dead Pool would have walked away from what they did to him in that movie..

    it looks like to me that he is so hard up to be a super hero that he will take any roll with zero questions asked

    fucking sucks that Ryan is still attached to him and looks like a full blown movie will hit us in '16
     
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    They ruined Dead Pool for sure, but that wasn't Reynold's fault. They took an interesting character and turned him into a mute zombie killing machine.

    I think he just wants to be a star no matter what. And like many guys who want to be stars, take shit roles. Just look at guys like Vin Diesel and The Rock. Both were labeled to be the next Arnold or Stallone and both blew it by taking shit roles. They have finally started to gain traction after nearly a decade of shit and it through sequels.
     
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    This thread is the fucking gospel. Ryan Reynolds has a pinched fucking face and he's too god damn self aware. He thinks he's charming and good looking which makes him abrasive and ugly in my book.

    That movie where he was in a box the whole flick was eye rape. No one should have to watch.

    The green lantern is shit and dead pool was a mockery. Fuck him
     
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    His did go to college for 7 years

    VAN WILDER
     
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    I've had the same thought about the guy - I don't really know how to describe it other than there's something unremarkable about that douchebag. Or as Artie would put it "he sucks cock".

    He's like a less talented Channing Tatum, which, I didnt know that was even possible until just this moment. And it sickens me as I read that back now, the way I just used the word "channing" in a sentence - what the fuck is that .. When I got up this morning, well, this is not how this day was supposed to go.
     
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    SINESTRO was the best part of that movie. Ryan Reynolds is the worst actor EVER. His corny sense of humor peppers every shit film he's ever been in. Go back to that shit pittzariah "comedy" you were in.
     
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    i don't know what it is about him... don't hate the guy personally.. but if he is playing in a movie that is based on a comic-book then its curtains
     
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    I agree. I'd rather watch GL again than any of the Nolanverse DC movies.
     
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    explains the Hulk Hogan AV
     
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    Everyone has an opinion Xavier...don't hate on Hogan :(