WTF S63 AMG owner... give me the $2 discount off $10 car wash.

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  1. binhphuocngu

    binhphuocngu Well-Known Member

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    This is when you know you are in the presence of a special kind of ASSHOLE. Presents a coupon for a different car wash place, gets mad that they won't accept it. Cashier has to call the manager. So we wait for Mr. Special to get his 2 bucks off. Then does not tip the wash guys.
     
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    You should have shit in the glovebox.
     
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    leave a burger under the back seat
     
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    I'm sure he's not the first to not tip you.
     
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    You don't get to be driving a Mercedes AMG without knowing the value of a dollar. A penny saved is after all a penny earned. Not justifying his actions or attitude, but just sayin'
     
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  7. binhphuocngu

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    I was in line behind the jackass.
     
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    How did the local news outlets report it?
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Seems like a cool dude.
     
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    Typical!!!

    Rich/cheap--two sides of the same coin.
     
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    Yes!

    In my experience the best tippers were the working-class guys. Rich people are often cheap.
     
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    There's no excuse for being a rich, cheap fuck.
     
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    It's sooooo obnoxious, and not hot!!!
     
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    why didn't you stab him? :umunch:
     
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    Can we play Guess the Color of the Mercedes?
     
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    A couple of the lady neighbors all get their Mercedes Benzs from the local dealer. The way they were talking, its like everything is owed to them, things must be perfect, all repairs must not have any issues, they must get a comparable or higher model as a loaner which they then typically keep for the weekend so they could go on long drives, their cars must be thoroughly washed and detailed before being handed back e.g. And they must not pay $1 more for any additional charges.
    I can never do the dealer's pr job.

    When my car makes a noise, I turn the radio up.
     
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    No need to get defensive, this is a safe place, no one is looking down on you because you work in a car wash.
     
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    Holy shit...you work in a car wash??? LOL

    :jumping::lol::haha::lol1::giggle::lmao::rofl::spit::crowd::backlol2:
     
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    This could never happen to Howard. He'd send Ronnie to the car wash to clean his krout car.
    "What are you looking at?"