The hypocrisy knows no bounds. I couldn't believe Howard bagging on ZZ Top after coming off a break: "Those guys are a thousand years old!" "Their beards look like those vines after the grapes come off" And this gem: "At their age, the beard just looks odd" Wow! I admit the fellas are getting a little long in the tooth, and I believe Billy Gibbons might've battled cancer a few years back, but to bag on them for holding on to their beards? At least Billy and Dusty don't have full on beard "systems," that look downright comical. Pot, meet Kettle.