Sacrilege & Hypocrisy: Wiggy Bagging on ZZ Top

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  1. SalsMasterShake

    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    The hypocrisy knows no bounds.

    I couldn't believe Howard bagging on ZZ Top after coming off a break:

    "Those guys are a thousand years old!"

    "Their beards look like those vines after the grapes come off"

    And this gem:

    "At their age, the beard just looks odd"

    Wow! I admit the fellas are getting a little long in the tooth, and I believe Billy Gibbons might've battled cancer a few years back, but to bag on them for holding on to their beards?

    At least Billy and Dusty don't have full on beard "systems," that look downright comical.

    Pot, meet Kettle.
     
  2. ELMACO510

    ELMACO510 Resident Asshole VIP

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    Once again the asshat is on the wrong side of shit. He's going to dog these guys after he's sold the fuck out. Why doesn't he run to the psych's office and beg for help realizing his real fucking flaws!
     
  3. Herc

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    Howard lives in the Bizzaro world . . .
     
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    ZZ Top :slick:

    Howard :shit:
     
  5. Uncle Larry

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    Howard must not think they're hip like his hero Leslie West.

    A 60 year old wigged man who wears cargo pants and summer scarves should not be giving out style advice to others.
     
  6. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Funny because Dusty Hill and Frank Beard are only five years older than Howie (63)
     
  7. Obi Drunkenobe

    Obi Drunkenobe VIP Extreme Gold

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    They definietly have cooler cars than the Howard the sellout.

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  8. Goods

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    Howard's beard looks odd too. :whythelongface?:
     
  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    :c
     
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    Kaii Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Don't know anyone who has a bad word to say about ZZ Top or can even remember a dodgy article. Howard is a vomit (that suits him so well, Gz to whoever's sig that is)
     
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    and howard is 7 years older than his official "showbiz" age
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    holly shit!!

    FRED YOU PEACE OF SHIT SAY SOMETHING.....

    fucking assholes of the year
     
  13. Krusty

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    Ok , which group looks odd ?
     
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    the AGT crew is about to morph into this

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  15. SalsMasterShake

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    Are you kidding me? Fred was yucking it up with Robin THE ENTIRE TIME. Robin made some inane comment like "are you really committed to the beard?"

    She should've asked Howard the same question.
     
  16. j shmuck

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    Only Howard could miss the fact that ZZ top are keeping their beards because it is part of their look, the same way he keeps his hair inky black, that is if it is even hair
     
  17. Vashier

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    I saw them about 9 mths ago and they kicked ass. The only thing that looked old was the furry white guitar Billy plays on sharp dressed man. He didn't spin it on his belt buckle either.