Sad Sack Shuli still showing up early to try and get on the Show

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  1. Horff

    Horff Well-Known Member

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    Shuli got three days on the air last week. According to Kaplan and Will Murray he showed up early every day this week before the Show and hung out where Howard would see him, hoping that he would get invited back into the studio. Howard just blew him off all week. Ouch. Shalom, Shuli!
     
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    shuli in the jackie chair is a sign of the apocalypse...
     
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    paying his dues. a true pro just ask him :backlol2:
     
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    Fuck Shuli!
     
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    I thought maybe he was in the studio but Howard turned his mike off. There were a couple of times when Howard threw out some rapid fire unrelated one-liners that were obviously written for him and they sounded like something Shuli would come up with - not funny and overly wordy. One time was right after he interviewed the douchebags involved in his photo shoot. A couple of lame jokes about alcohol enemas being examples of being drunk on your ass and reasons why Rob Pattinson loved Kristen Stewart.
     
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    I think shuli getting to sit in the chair for a week, then being "dismissed" is great! Talk about a blow to the Egar, i mean ego!
     
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    On yesterday's Jay Thomas, Jay asked if Shuli was coming in...Garret let him know that he said he wasn't, but that he'd be in on Friday morning ( pissed ). Jay goofed on him for not being able to work with Howard in the morning and Jay in the afternoon. It was 90 minutes into the show when a caller finally let Jay, Garret and Cristina know that Shuli wasn't even on THSS this week. That's when Jay called him a bad Jew. :jj:

    Shuli did everything he could to paint the illusion that he was now on THSS full time. Just another example of what a scum bag weasel he is. I thought about it and part of me thinks that last week was Howard's way of apologizing to Shuli for promising him a chance at Benjy's job (when he was late a couple months ago) and not delivering him that opportunity.

    I don't care about the show anymore, but just because I hate Shuli, I hope his week in the Jackartie Chair was a one and done thing.
     
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    Israeli Pathetic :c
     
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    It's almost like a chick who gives a mercy fuck then the guy thinks she is in love with him. He thinks he will be able to fuck her forever and ever and go on to fuck happily ever after. Once he realizes he aint gettin that gyro anymore he ultimatley feels much worse than had he never gotten in it in the first place. Sorry Shuli, looks like you paid your dues for nothing!
     
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    ...when will shuli tweet about this? will ivan make another gif?

    theres one born every minute.
     
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    Thats some funny shit. Poor kid :D
     
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    Ha ha ha, to the "bad Jew" comment from Jay. I heard that and nearly veered off the road.

    I disagree about not wanting Shuli in the Jackie-Chair. Shuli in the Chair means less Shuli on Jay.
     
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    "daddy love me"
    love
    shuli
     
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    Classic Shuli, what a dope.
     
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    Well that's good unless Shuli is now writing lines from the backroom?

    I'm glad he wasn't gonna be there permanently. He sucked and added nothing. He's never been funny. The guy is in the wrong field.

    It must be sad to go from thinking that you're gonna replace Artie to not even being acknowledged by Howard.
     
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    Oh I'm right there with ya, but I see Howard and Tim cheap enough to use Shuli on the Friday Show even if he did fill the Jackartie chair.

    Right now I'm somewhat happy. I don't listen to THSS and I don't listen to Jay on Friday. Jay can spew all the retarded socialist bullshit he wants on Mon -Thurs; he's still funny! Right now Jay's Mon-Thu shows are the best radio I've heard in five years.

    PS: I sent a chop to Jay via Cristina after Jay asked for submissions on Thursday's show. I'm sure it'll never see the light of day on Jaythomas.com, but Cristina was an absolute sweetheart about it. I thought that was pretty cool.
     
  19. telecaster

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    If you have a true hatred for Shuli, its a good thing that he did the week in the studio only to be persona non grata the next. The grand delusions that he must of had with that week with Howard to the sad realization that he's not good enough to cut the mustard should make anyone that can't stand Shuli happy.
     
  20. HorseVsPelican

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    He called Jay Thomas crying and told him that "something was happening."

    He set himself up for failure thinking he'd be in there. I do wonder why last week they had so many people visit and sit in. Strange behavior from them.