Sad, when your father doesn't figure to be around when you turn 21

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Larry King 79 and his 13 year old son
     
  2. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

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    They should hire the kid to take Piers Morgan's place on that nightly CNN ratings disaster
     
  3. ScottBaiosPenis

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    poor kid has braces AND those fucking horrible specs...may as well buy him a life time supply of flesh lights
     
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    i don't know, look into larry's eyes. i think he's a creature much older than 79 years and one which will live until it's staked through the heart.
     
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    LarrysNeckFlap
     
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    On the upside he'll inherit much of Larry's money.

    On the downside he'll inherit much of Larry's ugly.
     
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    he doesn't look to have gotten any of larry's goblin characteristics. if he got contacts and a non-faggy haircut, he may look pretty normal. bastard. if there were any balance to the universe, he should have to look like him to benefit from his money. maybe the coach that larry's wife was showing her magic underwear to, fathered the kid.
     
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    Lost my dad one month before i turned 21, weird feeling...although this kid should inherit some coin!
     
  9. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Having a kid at 67 years old is selfish. When your son needs advice you might slipping into Dementia or worse.
     
  10. IllegalSearch

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    Haha you mean his Nunt
     
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    hey its becoming a trend..seen a news report on it.
    bachelor men in their 50's having surrogates lmao
     
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    Larry has given that kid his looks. He's already done enough damage.
     
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    If any of you geniuses think that shitting out this kid was Larry's idea......puhleeeese.

    This keeps the golddigger attached to the bankroll long after he's gone.
     
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    Yeah, I never understood the whole having kids in your 60s thing. I'm in my mid 40s and I realize that even if my girlfriend wanted more kids, I wouldn't want to do it at my age. By the time the kid was in his teens, I'd be hitting my 60s, and really, while 60 isn't that old, you still can't be expected to get out there and toss around the football. Maybe that's just me...

    Can't imagine having a baby in my 60s.
     
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    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    This is why shit like Viagra and Cialis need to be banned. :facepalm:
     
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    Usually only wealthy men have children this late. I had my youngest when I was 43 and I told my wife no mas after that - I'd like to retire someday.

    BTW, Tony Randall had a kid at 82.
     
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    My kids at 21= me at 73----YIKES
     
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    When my oldest is 21, I'll be 57. When my youngest is 21, I'll be 64. Not great, not terrible. I have friends in their mid 40s who are already grandparents, though. I got a late start.
     
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    is that Pat? i cant tell if that's a boy or a girl :scratch:
     
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    That's god damn right.