Safe Names For New Sterncentric Forums

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  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    So in these litigious times as Stern tries to expunge the negatives and homogenize his image by enforcing, or threatening to enforce copyright violations, it would be a challenge naming a new board which reflects its subject matter and is relatively easy to find, without being legally vulnerable.

    IMO the trick is to come up with a name over which the Stern Universe has no proprietary province or control... yet leaves little doubt of its contents.

    To that end, some possibilities I thought of include:

    PelicanHorseWhisperer.com

    HamptonsHorseyWhore.com

    AgingAmesModels.com

    HypocriticalHamptonsHowchie.com

    XShockJockhasnoclothes.com

    PolackPrincessesanddoodlers.com

    Iwasdoodling.com

    ShockJockSellouts.com

    WigsDenturesandBolt-OnBottleBlondes.com

    AnythingElseRobin.com

    Any other suggestions?
     
  2. MrWarmth

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    ILoveMyDarlingDaughtersButILoveMoneyAndDumbTrophyWivesMore.com
     
  3. RQisfatagain

    RQisfatagain New Member

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    how about
    eh eh eh
     
  4. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    mywifeishotdoesntshit.com

    hamptonshandbags.com

    bentknee.com

    manhands.org

    isuck@photoshop.com
     
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  5. Asshley

    Asshley New Member Banned User

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    You can use Stern all you want and he cant do shit.
    The problem and people buckling and the first sign of anything.
     
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  6. Wigless

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    PissingOnFans.com
     
  7. starlit dreamzz

    starlit dreamzz Active Member

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    I don't understand how they can control the use of "stern" anyway. Straight from Merriam Webster:

    [h=2][SUP]1[/SUP]stern[/h] adj \ˈstərn\




    [h=2]Definition of STERN[/h]1
    a : having a definite hardness or severity of nature or manner : austereb : expressive of severe displeasure : harsh

    2
    : forbidding or gloomy in appearance

    3
    : inexorable <stern necessity>

    4
    : sturdy, stout <a stern resolve>

    stern·ly adverb
    stern·ness noun

    [​IMG] See stern defined for English-language learners »

    See stern defined for kids »

    [h=2]Examples of STERN[/h]
    • He gave me a stern look.
    • <the army post's stern commander always had the utmost respect of those who served under him>

    [h=2]Origin of STERN[/h]Middle English sterne, from Old English styrne; akin to Old English starian to stare — more at stareFirst Known Use: before 12th century


     
  8. starlit dreamzz

    starlit dreamzz Active Member

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    Nice, :D
     
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    HorseandPelican.com
     
  10. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    clickwhat'dhesayrobin.com

    quitefranklyimfullofshit.com

    shittyphotoshopper.com
     
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    The only good one in the OP list is AnythingElseRobin.com , and that's already been registered.

    ISuck@Photoshop made me smile, but is too specific (and of course invalid).

    Maybe FansHaveABreakingPoint.com ?

    NoMorePrivateParts.com ?

    HiFred?
     
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    Mrs_Ed.com
    MissesEd.com
    etc.
     
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    FansPissBack.com
    CesspoolOfHate.com
    Hypocrite-Howie.com
    RobinIsNuts.com
    NotMyBro.com
    Pelican-Horse.com
    piss-on-my-fans.com
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    toomuchtimeonyourhandstocomeupwithnames
     
  17. Kilroy

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    You fronting the lawyer fees - ya need one even with bullshit charges
     
  19. Peau de Soie

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    Amazingly, cesspoolofhate.com is available -- Mike should grab it!

    NotMyBro.com is pretty freaking funny too.
     
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