News Sailor Missing for 66 Days

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  1. Nemo

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    Just watched this story on our 10 o'clock news. Amazing.
     
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    I wish there were more sharks it the Atlantic....
     
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    The article doesn't say what happened or if they found him in a life raft or whatever????
     
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    He must have ate his semen to stay alive! :SeXt:
     
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    This is a great book if you're into this type of story.
     
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    I am absolutely terrified of the open sea. I don't think I could handle even reading about it. :(
     
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    :backlol:
     
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    Maybe not the best choice for you then :D
     
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    Painfully few details in that article
     
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    I just heard that he was rescued from the hull of his overturned boat, something like this:


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    The guy was a moron. He didn't file a float plan and didn't appear to have an epirb, SAT radio, survival raft or other emergency equipment he should have had on board.
     
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    The Coast Guard said the boat was upright when he was rescued.

    http://www.khou.com/story/news/nation/2015/04/03/missing-sailor-rescued/25232259/

    He managed to stay hydrated by going inside his boat's cabin a lot, she said.

    "Sometimes I had to wade through water up to my thigh because the cabin was so full of water, and I had to bail hundreds of gallons out," Jordan said. "There was often days of rain, nonstop rain, and I couldn't just dry out my clothes and my blankets."
     
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    Awesome!! Rescued just in time for AGT!!!!
     
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    They said that he was drinking the rain water. And he's bitching about wet clothes ? What a dick.
     
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    douche
     
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    He was only off the coast of SC and NC. If it wasn't for the rainwater his dumbass would have been fish food after a few days.
     
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    No kidding, I heard it on one of those top of the hour news breaks on the radio. I guess they had their facts wrong. :dontknow: