Sal has a vegetable garden, any green thumbs at the shed?

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  1. Ashbeard

    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    Richard mentioned Sals backyard vegetable garden on the live WuS while discussing Asians shitting in there vegetable fields .

    Got me thinking if other shedders have a green thumb.

    I live in rural Ontario so I have the room for a massive vegetable garden tha has grown to 60' by 120'. I grow potatoes, onions, squash, tomatoes, assorted brassicas, beans, pumpkins and sweet corn. We can tomatoes and pickles and freeze a ton of vegetables for winter as well as the cold cellar full of taters and squash.

    So what do you guys grow? if anything
     
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    Two cherry tomato plants :cool:
     
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    I have a cherry tomato plant, an heirloom tomato, cucumbers, banana peppers, swiss chard, green onions and some herbs (rosemary, sage, parsley, and garlic chives). The cucumbers took over everything and now I have too many to eat. I should make homemade pickles.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I have a cucumber plant. My girlfriend is nice enough to let me plant it in her backyard.
     
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    I have a green thumb for flowers and I'm no faeg. IMG_0089.JPG IMG_0090.JPG IMG_0091.JPG
     
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    ^amazing. (and I don't mean that in the Beff-O amaaaaaaaaazing sense.)


    I'm an apartment dweller in the city but I would absolutely love to have a big yard where I could do some gardening. Seeing as the shittiest bungalow with no yard in the LA ghetto goes for about $500,000, I don't know if I will realize that dream anytime soon.
     
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    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    I have a Trader Joe's.
     
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    nice pete is that a matchin Cherokee??
     
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    I have a green thumb, but I think it's from gangrene.
     
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    Nope I don't grow nothin.... And if you keep asking ill have to kill ya. :backpedal:
     
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    Some Mexican wiped his ass with your romaine then sorted the rest without washing.

    Commercial farmers use some nasty chemicals which I'm trying to avoid. I grow all my kids baby food too.
     
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    That has to be code! :sex:
     
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    I catch the wife staring too long at the big purple eggplants and I have to smack her. Only baby dill pickles for her...
     
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    I have 2 acres but a brown thumb and vegetables are cheap enough that the labor isn't worth the effort. It's also impossible to keep insects away from them. I spent my childhood eating my parents' gross tomatoes with holes bored through them.
     
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    Beer can thick cucumber?
     
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    Just watched a home-finder show that had an episode about LA. It was depressing how people with $400K had to live. 100 year old plus homes with 60 y/o bathrooms and kitchens in obviously questionable neighborhoods. People slap some paint over the cracks in the ceiling and ignore that the floor is slanted and call it "quaint".
     
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