"Name 3 things that annoy you about Howard" Beth: 1) He eats too fast, Howard you always give me an upset stomach.... Howard: You've never told me that. Beth: Yes, I have. 2) Everything is always about him (but wait, wasn't that 'cute' a few years ago?) ah shucks , there wasn't a #3. Howard: "don't I make things about you?" Beth: "but it ends up being about you." Howard "I don't even understand that" (megalomanic) "Have you ever had breast implants" Beth: NO! Sal: the fans probably don't believe it....(noice Sal!) A Beth boob photo retrospection would be nice here. "Do you find an ostrich with a wig attractive?" (noice dig sal) Beth: NO! Howard: "Honey, that's a dig at me" "F, Marry, Kill" Beth: "Kill Artie, F KC, Marry Gary" (she answered very quickly!) Howard: "I knew it, she wants to F KC" Howard: By the way, she is the cover girl on FHM Sal: Found Howard's Money (hah, hah, had) "Are there any sexual partners you haven't told Howard about?" Beth: Yes Howard: Are you serious????" "You say you don't listen to the show, did you ever discuss Howard with your girlfriends or family prior to meeting him?" Beth: I remember my brothers getting his books for Xmas" (but wait, didn't she say she didn't know who he was when she met him?) Beth: I just viewed him as so as not my style. Caller: "What does Beth find most attractive about you, your feet or your checkbook?" Beth: It's the whole package. (so that includes both the feet AND the checkbook??) And you fucks better not neg rep me and say this should be in blue font or I have too much time on my hands.