Sink your teeth into the Jersey Shore Massacre trailer Aug. 1, 2014by: Jake Dee Courtesy of Apple, we have below the first official trailer for the asinine slasher mock-up JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE. You know what though, with the tagline - "You're Not The Only One Who Wants Them Dead" added at the end - it seems the filmmakers are firmly in on the joke. Once again, let's pray to the heavens the entire greased-up cast gets slaughtered six ways to Sunday! With Danielle Dallacco, Sal Governale, Richard Christy, Bigfoot and Ron Jeremy - JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE is picks up when: A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn in the New Jersey Pine Barrens as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer." JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE hits theaters August 22nd, then onto VOD August 26th. Check out the trailer and let us know if you'll checking this sucker out at the end of the month.