Sal, Richard.... and Bigfoot in a movie >>>>

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  1. nearly.normal

    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    Sink your teeth into the Jersey Shore Massacre trailer
    Aug. 1, 2014by: Jake Dee

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    Courtesy of Apple, we have below the first official trailer for the asinine slasher mock-up JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE. You know what though, with the tagline - "You're Not The Only One Who Wants Them Dead" added at the end - it seems the filmmakers are firmly in on the joke. Once again, let's pray to the heavens the entire greased-up cast gets slaughtered six ways to Sunday!

    With Danielle Dallacco, Sal Governale, Richard Christy, Bigfoot and Ron Jeremy - JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE is picks up when:

    A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn in the New Jersey Pine Barrens as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer."

    JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE hits theaters August 22nd, then onto VOD August 26th. Check out the trailer and let us know if you'll checking this sucker out at the end of the month.






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    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    Richard & Sal are my faaaaaavorites! :c
     
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    When will Howard address this???
    :bigthink
     
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    My faaaaaaavorites too:)
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Big Foot is heading to NYC for the premiere. He's supposed to be on the show either the 18th or 19th.

    Wonder if he'll pick up on his voice being overdubbed by Big Foot Jr.
     
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    rhoads80 EVangeLIst

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    The only 3 funny fucks I like that are associated with that shit show
     
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    IPrankNoOneElse Well-Known Member

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    " You hear the news Robin? Those two assholes Sal and Richard are in some new shitty movie. How do they think they were able to get those roles? They're using my name to get roles in these movies when I pay these assholes to work for me. Im an honest guy Robin."
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Poor Sal and Richard.

    They try so hard. But fame is just not going to happen for them.
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    "Robin, I wanted to help out the boys by talking about this shitty move they're in. -snort- Jersey Shore Mayhem or something like that. Anyway, they're in this movie. When I did my movie I can remember there was a lot of talk about this being the beginning of my acting career. I get scripts for Private Parts 2 every week Robin but they're just not up to the standard that I feel is necessary to get me into the studio. Plus, I don't have the time for that. It's the same way with how my name pops up every time there is a new Batman movie or you know, JJ Abrams has asked me to do a few projects. Plus I get scripts for Private Parts 2 every day Robin. So anyway, the boys are in a movie. We need to take break a Fred?"
     
  11. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Richard and particularly Sal's TV work has been surprisingly good. I think they see the writing on the wall and are laying groundwork for departing The Howard Stern show.

    My guess is that no one has been more disappointed in the direction that Howard has taken than Sal. He worshipped the old Howard.
     
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    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    Richard & Sal.. both who have what seems like pretty decent parts in this, barely get mentioned today.

    Howard reluctantly mentioned them.....