Sal the Stock Broker... How did he do it?

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  1. Nurse Remulak

    Nurse Remulak New Member

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    Ya know I have always wondered how Sal was able to function as a stock broker after hearing him for years torture the English language and stumble on his unbelievable lack of geography and history. Well I am not surprised by it any longer.

    So ya.. a fucking cat beat a bunch of educated investment professionals in the market.. now I know how Sal could have done that job. ;)
     
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    Been over this before, sal worked as a cold call salesman. He was never a licensed stockbroker.
     
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  4. Tinman

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    Wow! The OP is clueless again, there's a surprise.







    :fail:
     
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    Sal was selling Webistics...
     
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  7. Imus O Sternsky

    Imus O Sternsky Well-Known Member

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    It was easy

    3 regular
    4 milk no sugar
    1 decaf w/ sweet n low
    1/2 dozen donuts
    and don't forget the change !!!!
     
  8. Nurse Remulak

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    Well Tindick after reading Wiki a moment ago it says, and I quote:
    So that only leads me to conclude he was "a stockbroker" who I have just learned.. didn't seem to work as one.
     
  9. Tinman

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    Listen more and post less, ya dipshit.:neener:
     
  10. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Sal would call people trying to sell them bogus stocks. If they weren't interested, Beth would take over and try to sell them magazine subscriptions.
     
  11. Dead Air Dave

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    I work in the industry and most stockbrokers(ESP at boiler rooms) can't even spell their own names
     
  12. Quite Frankly

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