News Salad dressing spill on off ramp causes traffic mayo-hem

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  1. pope29

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    Closed the highway all day.
     
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    Um...should it be green like that?
     
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    It's like a wacky subplot of an episode of CHiPs, such as the overturned onion truck.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise just came in his own mouth and then snowballed himself.
     
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    vinaigrette
     
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    Thats hot.
     
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    WHY IS IT GREEN?!?!

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    maybe its a cleaning agent they applied? Thats some sick mayo
     
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    Happened 5 km from my house. Thank god I was not near that today.
     
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    that was going to be a really big salad
     
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    Smells great and kills fish sticks
     
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    They slurp that layer off before they put it in the bottle.
     
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    And that's the crap we douse on something that's supposed to be healthy and nutritious to eat. :jj:
     
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    @blairg used to eat his cum. :crying:
     
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    Bottled salad dressing is about as healthy as sharing a needle with a homosexual Haitian.
     
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    That ramp just got Mayonnaise'd!
     
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    Why is Mayo referred to as "salad dressing" in the headline? Do people do that?
     
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