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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    What is the cheapest thing on a per unit basis that you have ever sold?

    I just sold a truckload of calcium carbonate for less than .03 a pound.

    Imagine getting a pound of anything for 3 cents.
     
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  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I wouldn't pay 2 cents for that crap.
     
  3. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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  4. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Well you'll have to get your calcium carbonate from WHORE ISLAND, pal.
     
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  5. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Ironically, that is exactly the way I look and dress.
     
  6. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  7. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    I'll take 2 pounds
     
  8. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Not ironic at all.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I would have got at least 5 cents per pound. Go pick up a Zig Zigler book.
     
  10. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Email me your credit card stuff.
     
  11. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Like I can fucking read.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    No one uses that word properly.
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Nice hole!!
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Coincidentally*
     
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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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  16. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    No .03 cent calcium carbonate for you, Mr Potato Head.
     
  17. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    kk
     
  18. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    I once sold a renters insurance policy for $8. My take home from that whale was almost a $1.
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    exactly, you could not pay me to buy that shit.

    i would have to buy 2000 pounds to make it worth my whiel.

    where am i going to put all that shit
     
  20. larryluncg

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    How big is the truck?