Entertainment Salma Hayek without make-up

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Looks like "Consuela", the Stern's maid.

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    señor pedro El Chocha Master Bee Ay Pii

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    What is she like 4'5"? And dresses like a retard.
     
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    She looks like any other >40 woman sans war paint. Would crush.
     
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    EasyJesus Papi Gold

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    This is exactly what I was going to say. :sex:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Post a pic of this Consuela person for comparison pls I've never seen her
     
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    She's not horrible or anything.... and knowing what lurks under that thermal jacket ramps up her desirability incrementally.
     
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    I dunno, bro. In all the countless photo spreads featuring 'actresses without makeup', Salma still looks pretty damn good to me right here.

    If she were to invite me back up to her hotel room looking like that, I'd gladly accept the invitation. :D
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    I'm the G-man and I approve this message.
     
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    she's 49
    I see nothing wrong here
     
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    Wut face?

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    Yup.

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    She's 49 years old. She's hot as fuck. You're clearly a flaming homosexual
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    You'll never see those eye bags while smashing... :dontknow:
     
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    id eat her ass
     
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    I'd still let her blow me though.
     
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    Oh my.

    Would destroy.
     
  19. MutteringJohn

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    Daily Mail comments to her pics.

    Amazing how ordinary she looks. Make-up and good lighting can do wonders.
    She looks like an old homeless Mexican woman that live in our neighbor.

    She's clearly one of those women who look better with a lot of make up on to conceal their haggard appearance.

    Take away all the makeup and the fake boobs and she looks like my middle aged housekeeper.

    see folks, she's not all that when she's not dressed to the nines. she looks quite unremarkable, in fact.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ive-break-Gstaad-Valentina.html#ixzz3vAfMyvW4
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    Sorry, but she has no more room for peectures on her phone.
     
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