Saloon chicks..would you do this...or this???

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Jul 15, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    this or[​IMG] or
    this?
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    or this?

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    This?
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    or this?
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    Us Dawg Saloon chicks have standards...rich old jew..uh no. manly men..uh yes.
     
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    Ok maybe I can't speak for Schmoopy but I don't' even know if she/he is a chick or what.
     
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    I'll second that.

    Unless said rich old man had one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
     
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    Portion of a banana peel. :grad:
     
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    #boobs please
     
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    I'm not a chick . But I would do the rich old Jew. that's why they make soap. and it's a long treacherous walk down to the beach.
     
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    There would have to be tons of booze and drugs involved, of course, but the only way to "accept" Howard would be on all fours with the TV on.....and a hot guy on TV. Mmmmmm, maybe a Law & Order rerun with Detective Curtis? :love:

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    Ummm, I think I'd stay celibate. There is always porn and masturbation.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    never in a million years
     
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    the choices are unclear.....i don't have any interest in prissy old howard unless he immediately writes a check for 1 million (yes, i CAN be bought)but the other pics have animals with men.
    threesomes with animals and other men? men? animoes?
     
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    vote #167
     
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    Anyone other than Howard... The closest I would get to having sex with Howard would be masturbating while poking him in the eye with my toe.
     
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    Waiting on BenBas to somehow write 750 words choosing between 2 items.