Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Jul 15, 2012.
this or or
Us Dawg Saloon chicks have standards...rich old jew..uh no. manly men..uh yes.
Ok maybe I can't speak for Schmoopy but I don't' even know if she/he is a chick or what.
I'll second that.
Unless said rich old man had one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
Portion of a banana peel.
I'm not a chick . But I would do the rich old Jew. that's why they make soap. and it's a long treacherous walk down to the beach.
There would have to be tons of booze and drugs involved, of course, but the only way to "accept" Howard would be on all fours with the TV on.....and a hot guy on TV. Mmmmmm, maybe a Law & Order rerun with Detective Curtis?
Ummm, I think I'd stay celibate. There is always porn and masturbation.
never in a million years
the choices are unclear.....i don't have any interest in prissy old howard unless he immediately writes a check for 1 million (yes, i CAN be bought)but the other pics have animals with men.
threesomes with animals and other men? men? animoes?
Anyone other than Howard... The closest I would get to having sex with Howard would be masturbating while poking him in the eye with my toe.
Waiting on BenBas to somehow write 750 words choosing between 2 items.